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| Administrator | You can pick your nose...you can pick your friends....but... | | |
| jojo | "I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends." | | |
| Huggles | Don't sweat the petty things. And don't PET the SWEATY things. | | |
| ACJanie | "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble." | | |
| SwtFantasy | Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but... a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong... | | |
| phlegmmy | Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig | | |
| ACJanie | The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground. | | |
| Sexy~Tease | Let sleeping dogs lie, and let lying dogs sleep! | | |
| Berta | Life is like an icecream cone, just when you think youve got it licked, It drips allllllll over you | | |
| Berta | A Closed mouth gathers no foot | | |
| Administrator | A bird in the hand.... will poop in your hand. | | |
| Administrator | A penny saved... is probably under the sofa cushions. | | |
| Sqwooshie | "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." | | |
| SammyGal | "Life is a gift tied with heartstrings" -- Flavia | | |
| Irisheyes | If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough.. | | |
| SwtFantasy | Do not judge a book by it's cover, because between the pages are many untold stories that can not be read from the outside. | | |
| SwtFantasy | Love and respect are not always given to us gratis. We must first strive to be the best we can be, and give love unconditionally. | | |
| Luth | "If you cannot make words into coherent phrases and sentences out of letters that pop up on the screen in less than 60 seconds, then you are worthless to me." | | |
| ImaTeeChur | Remember to embrace your failures as well as your successes; we often learn more from the failures! | | |
| ImaTeeChur | The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but just as difficult to mow--Anonymous | | |
| ImaTeeChur | The only way to HAVE a friend is to BE one. | | |
| ImaTeeChur | To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart! | | |
| phlegmmy | "Treat me as if I were what I ought to be, and you will help me become what I am capable of being" | | |
| ACJanie | "To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground." - Stephen R. Covey | | |
| Jillie | "And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make..." | | |
| Jillie | If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie | | |
| Jillie | Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie | | |
| Jillie | Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie | | |
| Mojo | "Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper." --Albert Einstein | | |
| Parky | Perception is reality. | | |
| Parky | The horizon is the edge of our reality. Fortunately, it travels with us. | | |
| Parky | For every genius, there is an equal and opposite idiot. --Parky | | |
| Parky | Eating raw fish and veggies is NOT why we crawled to the top of the food chain. | | |
| Parky | The grass is always greener with proper hue and saturation settings. --Parky | | |
| Parky | No, I'm not a real doctor but I play one when you sleep. --Parky | | |
| Parky | Do blind somnambulists fall down a lot? --Parky | | |
| Parky | "Til death do us part." encourages murder. --Parky | | |
| Parky | Have you ever wondered if a lip-reader, reading someone's lips in a mirror, sees satanic messages? --Parky | | |
| Parky | Sometimes, the fun is all in finding the limits. You know... little things. Like seeing how many lightbulbs the tank of your toilet will hold. Or what would happen if you break the knob off and force the volume to 11. Then again, sometimes its important things, like learning the exact oven setting at which point a cookie sheet full of gasoline will spontaneously combust (more fun with an electric oven). In conclusion, the limit set by this site for the acceptable length of random quotes has exceeded my limit of tolerance for pursuing the solution to the quandry. --Parky | | |
| Spuddy | Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya never know what your gonna get... Forrest Gump | | |
| Spuddy | The grass is always greener over the septic tank... Spuddy | | |
| ACJanie | Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ~ James Dean | | |
| ACJanie | Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ~ Ed Cunningham | | |
| ACJanie | A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. ~ Walter Winchell | | |
| ACJanie | Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. ~ Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Zdanax | You only have one life.... treasure it. --Zdanax | | |
| Zdanax | Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead, walk beside me and be my friend. -- Albert Camus | | |
| Zdanax | Imagination is the eye of the soul. -- Joseph Joubest | | |
| Zdanax | In relationships it takes two to make it; or two to break it. --Zdanax | | |
| Slowlovin | Everything you do has a price, ask yourself if it is worth it | | |
| Zdanax | THE ULTIMATE SECRET OF LIFE: Is the sure knowledge of death, for without it man would not strive to leave his mark upon the earth. | | |
| Berta | If you speak the truth you wont have to remember the lie. | | |
| Berta | Friends will bail you out of jail, real friends will be sitting next to you saying boy we screwed up! | | |
| Abstract | People living deeply have no fear of death. ...Anais Nin | | |
| Abstract | I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. ...Alice Roosevelt Longworth | | |
| Abstract | One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. ...A.A. Milne | | |
| Abstract | I will make you shorter by the head. ...Elizabeth I | | |
| Abstract | Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. ...Marie Curie | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Forgiveness is the fragrance left on the soul of the shoe that crushes a violet. -Author unknown | | |
| WyzeGeyser | No matter how much cats fight, there never seems to be a shortage of kittens. -Abraham Lincoln | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished. If you're alive?? It isn't. -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Your conscience is the measure of the honestyof your selfishness. Listen to it carefully. -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. "Nothing" is the worst thing that can happen to us! -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours! -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it? | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Not being known, doesn't stop the truth from being true. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Shop for security over happiness and we buy it at that price. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Don't be dismayed at goodbyes, a farewell is necessary before you can meet again and meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Compelling reason will never convince blinding emotion. -Richard Bach | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. -Bill Cosby | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | When the solution is simple, God is answering. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | God is subtle, but he is not malicious. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | It is nothing short of a miracle that modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen. | | |
| WyzeGeyser | If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | The faster you go, the shorter you are. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. -Albert Einstein | | |
| WyzeGeyser | A friend will help you move. A "true" friend wil help you move bodies -WyzeGeyser | | |
| WyzeGeyser | Any promise we make, is as easy to break, as the plastic pieces on our wedding cake. -Johnette Napolitano | | |
| Abstract | Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. ~ Shakespeare | | |
| Abstract | An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? ~ Descartes | | |
| HiPricedHo | Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say, But Don't Say It Mean! | | |
| Wutzerbutt | Tomorrow's the future, yesterday's the past, today is a gift... and that's why we call it "the present." | | |
| MrPuzzle | The way to get something programmed for you is to ask a programmer to do it by hand. | | |
| Zdanax | One door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us. Helen Keller | | |
| Mojo | If you believe in telekinesis raise my hand. | | |
| Zdanax | No one would want to walk in my shoes; my feet are too flat to get there; because the treads are all gone. | | |
| MsI'mNot4You | Promises never to be spoken,promises always get broken. | | |
| Berta | "Only those who will risk going to far can possibly find out how far one can go"- T.S. Eliot | | |
| NewYorker | "A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed" | | |
| AcroGodess | Love stinks and the air freshner doesn't work.... | | |
| ACJanie | "Wear the old coat and buy the new book." ~ Austin Phelps | | |
| ACJanie | "A room without books is like a body without a soul." ~ Cicero | | |
| Abstract | The challenge is living totally in the present moment when most of the time we are either reflecting on yesterday or planning our tomorrow ....R Chadwick | | |
| Air of Ideas | We try so hard to change the world, when it may be ouselves we need to change" | | |
| Irisheyes | "If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough." | | |
| Irisheyes | "Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening and live every day as if it were your last." | | |
| Zdanax | "He who angers you conquers you." ----- Elizabeth Kenny | | |
| chickee | Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them later! | | |
| chickee | "REAL" is all a vision. You have to see it for yourself! | | |
| wdfarmer | "Luck" is actually just being ready for opportunity. Show up for life, and opportunity will find you. | | |
