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Vote % | | 18-16 | PoorBev | Five bad/illegal things | Fraud, corruption, hedonism, indecency, obscenity. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 18-16 | MaineLobster | The answer is dogs and/or cats | o-What has loyal attachment? | 53.8 (7/13) | | 18-16 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Comfortably secure in his little world. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 18-15 | SuziWong | Why did someone want to kill the bookie? | Poor Sam manipulated his accounts. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 18-T | Mojooga | Mono | A sleuth finds clues. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 18-T | grog | Mono | Take a new day by storm. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 18-T | grog | Mono | Cold pool but some kids jumped in. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 18-14 | phlegmmy | General Acro | He just knew. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 18-14 | Shelou | Name a song title Kermit might sing "in quotes" | "Oh, I've Zero Worries" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 18-14 | MaineLobster | How did you save a bundle? | Waited for sale, lucky. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 18-14 | EMT_Chick | Shhh, tell me a secret about yourself. | Caught while posing quite amorously in lingerie. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 18-13 | codder | General Acro | Back seat driver. | 100.0 (7/7) | | 18-13 | codder | General Acro | Acting dumb may have consequences. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 18-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | He's been under investigation since moving out. | 100.0 (7/7) | | 18-12 | Hedgecats | Good name for a racehorse | "Bread Winner's" ideal. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 18-12 | Hedgecats | Rhyme about a tree. | Hickory's bare, sheds everywhere. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 18-12 | Luth | What’s your favourite vegetable? | Going with broccoli over cauliflower. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 18-12 | Luth | General Acro | Artichoke hearts in sauteed onions, plum wine. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 18-12 | PoorHarry | Rhyme about rocks | A shock broke rock. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 18-11 | Hedgecats | What happened at the hospital? | A medic gave cream for prompt healing. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 18-T | Kay Vin (Hedgie) | Mono Theme: Caveman in the Mountains | High slopes were built for our use. | 69.2 (9/13) | | 18-10 | ACJanie | List of words that can come before or after the word ROCK | Star, Molten, Acid, Climbing. | 100.0 (7/7) | | 18-10 | Hedgecats | Mono | Scraps are what dogs eat. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 18-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | That's not important. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 18-7 | MaineLobster | What happened to 'Mr. Jones' when he was admitted there? | Surgeon likely operated without consent. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 18-7 | Hedgecats | What happened to the hospital once federal regulators came? | Director was immediately sacked. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 18-T | ACJanie | What was Plutarch's motive for the theft? | Methinks revenge indeed justifieth stealth. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 18-6 | phlegmmy | Honk if you... | ...are carpooling with idiots. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 18-5 | codder | General Acro | We've been honeymooning for seven incredible nights. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 18-5 | ACJanie | General Acro | Fighter planes zero in. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 18-5 | weathergirl | General Acro | People love being smothered with attention. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 18-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Hide behind me. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 18-4 | SuziWong | The plumber made a mistake; instead of fixing your sink he... | ...burst his pants and split. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 18-4 | Rainy | Alternate uses for an umbrella | Battle a robber with good stiff umbrella. | 75.0 (9/12) | | 18-3 | LdyExecFL | "Title Of Story" | "Dead Husband Surfaces" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 18-3 | Hedgecats | What did widow say? | "Oh Lord!" replied his grieving partner Irene. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 18-3 | SuziWong | What was the name of the cruise ship? | "Bon Voyage, Forever!" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 18-3 | MaineLobster | What was the name of the cruise ship? | "Bella Vista Fantastico" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 18-2 | codder | Rhyme it | Spouse must work if firing clerk. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 18-2 | Hedgecats | Mono | One dumb act. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 18-2 | MaineLobster | Acro without an E | Boy Scouts camp at night. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 18-1 | TheTornado | General Acro | Shouldn't ever look back. | 75.0 (6/8) | | Season 18 Total: 42 |
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| 17-16 | codder | Two of the 3 words in sentence must rhyme | Honey, send money. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-16 | Sxystar | Self-Help book title for insomniacs | "Insomniacs Freedom Manual" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-16 | LdyExecFL |
1-2-3-2 syllable words | She's always collecting wages. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-15 | phlegmmy | What happened when Sasquatch walked into the bar? | Regulars became excited, ordered him whiskey. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 17-15 | Thebes | Title of Story | "Women Fell Overboard." | 53.8 (7/13) | | 17-T | phlegmmy | How did King Arthur know Will was the perpetrator? | Elizabethan rumors, one kneweth another's newseth. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-T | phlegmmy | What'd he do after? | The drunk one fled with his life. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-T | MaineLobster | Was he caught? | Seemed quick, it pleased all. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-T | codder | Was he caught? | Snatched quick, it pleased all. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-14 | phlegmmy |
1-2-3-2-1 syllable words | Fall apart instantly without love. | 60.0 (9/15) | | 17-13 | PoorHarry | General Acro | May is so nice for weddings. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 17-13 | PoorHarry | General Acro | We must always stop her poor judgement. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-13 | LongTanLegs | General Acro | First place beats second. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 17-13 | ACJanie | General Acro | He's going south and I can't follow. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-13 | StankyFeet | General Acro | That was priceless! | 87.5 (7/8) | | 17-13 | StankyFeet | General Acro | Unleashed my southern charm. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-12 | LongTanLegs | I told the baker to... (finish the sentence) | ...include some zesty Danishes. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-12 | Spuddy | Ctrl-Alt-Del | Operating will halt applications. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-11 | SuziWong | How old did they estimate it was? | Geologists predict millions, left us befuddled here. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 17-T |
Ella Enchanted |
1-2-3-4-3-2-1 syllable words | Let daughter imitate wonderfully feminine person, eh? | 58.3 (7/12) | | 17-T | Hedgecats | A + B = C | Salad + Basic = Lettuce | 57.1 (8/14) | | 17-T | SuziWong |
1-2-3-4-3-2-1 syllable words | Use instinct lovingly beautifying mountainous open arts. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 17-10 | codder | A + B + C = D | Campbells + Soup + Artist = Warhol. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-10 | phlegmmy | Mono Rhyme Time | Rain makes all lakes. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-10 | Hedgecats | What is your birthstone? | Unsure, it's blue variety. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-10 | Hedgecats | Rhyme Time | Every sixth kit he found unfit. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 17-S | seattlerain | He issued an ultimatum if the bugs didn't go, what was it? | Criminals stage lethal plan, begin hostage actions. | 62.5 (10/16) | | 17-9 | joyzee_Devil | General Acro | Please use back entrance. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-9 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Days fly by quickly. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-9 | weathergirl | General Acro | Elvis IS dead. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 17-9 | PoorHarry | General Acro | Elvis is dead. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 17-8 | phlegmmy | Drawbacks to living in a Glass House | They're quite wonderful and let everyone gawk. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-8 | codder | Fictional song titles about prison life | "Lusty Cellmates" and "Midnight Showers". | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-8 | Sxystar | Funny thing a tree might say | "Move away from elm", was heard. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-8 | LongTanLegs | Include a form of movement | Swam a lap. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-8 | LdyExecFL | High school year book notation | "Really fun and wild, loved being crazy" | 63.6 (7/11) | | 17-6 | phlegmmy | Acro without the letter E | Rusty joints slow him. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-6 | Hedgecats |
Mono | Eat broth since cook has it. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-6 | Mojo | Acro without the letter E | Two shots hit our flock. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 17-5 | codder | General Acro | A woman's small lump initiated breast exam. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 17-5 | TheTornado | General Acro | I'm such a good looking woman. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 17-5 | Sxystar | General Acro | A kind gentle soul loves helping people. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-5 | chickee | General Acro | Comedian got me laughing. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 17-5 | SuziWong | General Acro | He'll come around. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 17-5 | ACJanie | General Acro | Friends usually don't push buttons. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 17-5 | ACJanie | General Acro | Bacon and cheese give some hamburgers life. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-4 | LongTanLegs | What was your favourite game or toy growing up? | Remember Barbie? Her van's wild. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-4 | Sxystar | What was your proudest moment? | Happiest day is first born, on Wednesday. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 17-4 | Sxystar | I was ... (complete the sentence) | ... being held captive. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-4 | phlegmmy | What do you look forward to? | Peaceful life without one stress. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 17-3 | MaineLobster | How did she deal with this deformity? | Became incredibly repulsive, perhaps creepiness was excessive. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 17-3 | BawbsGoldfish | What happened when the cops caught up with them? | It's one serious bloodbath. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-3 | PoorHarry | What did the pilot do next? | Quickly deployed his automatric oxygen supply. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 17-3 | SuziWong | What did the steward onboard say to passengers? | "Forced landing, guys." | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-3 | Hedgecats | What was lost? | Valuable diamonds from Holland. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 17-3 | ACJanie | Where were they stolen? | Just inside Union Station, Amsterdam. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-3 | codder | What clues were left there? | Burglars ditched clothing inside airport stalls. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 17-3 | Hedgecats | Sniffer dogs found out burglars were what nationality? | French, a cologne was his valuable mistake. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 17-3 | codder | What did the warden do then? | Immediately ordered another jail built hurriedly. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-2 | ACJanie | What's on your tombstone? | "Will Sleep Fine In Paradise" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-1 | Neptune | General Acro | Couples have disagreements sometimes. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 17-1 | PoorBev & Neptune | General Acro | I can't let go. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 17-1 | Mojo | General Acro | Please don't reply. | 85.7 (6/7) | | Season 17 Total: 64 |
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| 16-T | PoorBev | The answer is: Florida. | pWhere will adults retire blissfully? | 53.8 (7/13) | | 16-T | ACJanie | The answer is: My entire family. | fWho was here during anniversary observation? | 54.5 (6/11) | | 16-16 | LdyExecFL | Comfort Foods | Definitely a burger, fries, Coke. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 16-16 | PoorHarry | An interesting fix with duct tape | Electric cables are overly insulated. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 16-14 | SuziWong |
Mono | Pa wants us out! | 60.0 (6/10) | | 16-14 | Krayolla | Rhyme Time | Melted waffle, really awful. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 16-14 | chickee | Honk if you... | ... irritate people honking near a crossing. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 16-14 | PoorBev | First thing in the morning I... | ...take coffee mug and hurry. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 16-14 | MaineLobster | Tattoos seen at the Day Care center | "Happy Gerber baby" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-14 | MaineLobster | Four Green Things | Broccoli, Avocados, Endive, Celtics new hooded jerseys. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 16-14 | seattlerain | Why every woman should have a wife | Housework's quite extensive, perhaps. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 16-13 | Sxystar | General Acro | Offering a lollipop should pacify child. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 16-13 | Sxystar | General Acro | I'm only asking. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 16-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | For an old lady, she's hot. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 16-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Born for no reason. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 16-12 | chickee | Finish sentence: I have nothing to declare but... | ...a wristwatch, got in Paris. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-12 | MaineLobster | When's a good time to play dead? | Immediately upon facing a heavy revolver weapon. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 16-12 | PoorBev | General Acro | Little finger's broken. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-12 | phlegmmy | Finish sentence: "I have nothing to declare but... | ...that our rights have lessened." | 60.0 (6/10) | | 16-12 | codder | An animal and fake song it might sing | "I Hate Jaws", whale belched. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 16-11 | MaineLobster | "Title Of Story" | "Obnoxious Driving Instructor" | 53.8 (7/13) | | 16-10 | phlegmmy | Rhyme Time | Bass swam in, he used fin. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 16-10 | seattlerain | Winter Rhyme Time | Trees bare, gripping air. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 16-9 | LdyExecFL | General Acro | Am I cool or what? | 53.3 (8/15) | | 16-8 | sindym | General Acro | Tonight, streets looks glazed and icy. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 16-8 | sissy2 | A + B + C = D | Nausea + Feeling + Upset= Sick | 85.7 (6/7) | | 16-8 | LdyExecFL | A + B + C + D = E | Outside + ice + snow + blustery = cold! | 85.7 (6/7) | | 16-8 | StanJ & SuziWong | General Acro | Not my style. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 16-8 | ACJanie | General Acro | Begin when ready. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 16-7 | ACJanie | He killed Barbra, but why? | An unrequited love. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 16-6 | Hedgecats, chickee & sissy2 | General Acro | Black and white. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 16-6 | phlegmmy | Bad Name for a Nursing Home | "Walkers and Rockers" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 16-6 | PoorBev | Rhyme Thyme | Get aboard, unless ignored. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 16-5 | Ella Enchanted | General Acro | Officer wears a badge. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-5 | Zdanax | General Acro | Just found out robbers are looking inside. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-5 | MaineLobster | General Acro | I look for opportunities. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 16-3 | Sxystar | Lame excuses for being late for work | Car obviously slow, just Gremlin. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 16-3 | phlegmmy | A + B = C using the name of a State or Province | Damp + Florida = Everglades | 87.5 (7/8) | | 16-2 | MaineLobster |
Mono | This may prove wrong. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-2 | FedEx | Bad name for a nursing home | "Mr. Happy's Asylum" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 16-2 | codder | Two signs on Noah's Ark | "Animals Line Up"; "It's Mandatory Couples Share" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 16-1 | seattlerain | General Acro | Here's my idea. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 16-1 | ElusiveJJ | General Acro | Here's my idea. | 53.8 (7/13) | | Season 16 Total: 46 |
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| 15-16 | Mojo | Your best excuse for running that stop sign | "That damn intersection's a mess." | 75.0 (6/8) | | 15-15 | Mojo | What did the usher do to control the chaos? | Cried out, "I'm pretty freakin' mad!" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-14 | Ella Enchanted | Epitaphs | "Sleeping Beauty. Person Was Charming." | 58.3 (7/12) | | 15-14 | phlegmmy | Pander & compliment | ACJanie doesn't shirk her personal responsibilities. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-12 | ACJanie | Finish this rhyme: The deep blue sea... | ...really neatly waves for intimacy. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 15-12 | ACJanie | Use at least one word that can come before or after the word BLUE | Having a beard looks neat, sometimes unkempt. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 15-12 | sindym | Comfort Foods | Cheescakes just outstanding. satifies instantly. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 15-12 | PoorBev | Finish this sentence: I've always wanted to... | ...go down south, Mexico's Cancun's quite inviting. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 15-11 | ACJanie | Why were the undertakers so depressed at the ball? | Evidently burials aren't instigating wealth. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 15-10 | MaineLobster | General Acro | Full of passion. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-10 | FedEx | Three words the same meaning, one opposite | Scared, nervous, anxious, calm. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 15-10 | codder | Make up a pun with pun word in quotes | Saint Andrew's fund: "Non-prophet" organization. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 15-9 | TheTornado | General Acro | Better stay away. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-9 | ElleRaizn | General Acro | Built with care. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-9 | MaineLobster | General Acro | Nothing saddens people like failure. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 15-9 | Hedgecats | General Acro | An idea can backfire. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-8 | LdyExecFL | Acro must contain an X and a Q | Boxing is out, cause pain required. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 15-8 | MaineLobster | Sentence with 4- and 6-letter words only | Wild hyenas indeed look cold. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 15-8 | Hedgecats | Acro must contain an X and a Q | Mixture was potent, old formula Nyquil. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 15-7 | EMT_Chick | Did the daughter get out on bail? | Required bail's posted, saw District Judge. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-7 | codder | He was fired and got a job doing what? | Kitchen assistant, serving breakfast. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-7 | codder | What Circus did the clown work for? | "Barrel Of Fun Amusements" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-7 | PoorBev | Whose diamonds did he steal? | Actually stole off his landlady. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-6 | LdyExecFL | Two word question
/ Two word answer | Where's pitbull? Chained inside. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-6 | Hedgecats |
Mono | Hold out for what's best. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 15-T |
LdyExecFL |
1-2-3-4-3-2-1 syllable words | She's wearing petticoats, ballerina happily counted on. | 92.3 (12/13) | | 15-T | SuziWong | All work and no play... | ...bolsters finances or ruins me. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 15-T | SuziWong | Mono Rhyme | Just pale cold ale. | 69.2 (9/13) | | 15-T | phlegmmy | Best thing to duct tape your children to | The dining room floor, because of meals. | 75.0 (9/12) | | 15-5 | MaineLobster | General Acro | Summer can bring an intense, euphoric feeling. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 15-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | I'm running behind again. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 15-5 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Hard at work. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 15-4 | MaineLobster | Possible name for a Hollywood cemetery | "Deceased Oscar contenders" | 77.8 (7/9) | | 15-4 | codder | Household Injuries | I hammered pinky, nail's bleeding. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-4 | Mailee | Why did God create bugs? | He understood regular environment actually just needed. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-4 | ACJanie | Possible name for a Hollywood cemetery | "Eternal Hollywood Dreamland" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-4 | joyzee_Devil | Make up a disease which afflicts only Elves | "Keebler Syndrome" constant agony. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-4 | Hedgecats | Items you'd find on ONE grocery store aisle | Watermelon, figs, strawberries in bins. | 70.0 (7/10) | | LdyExecFL, seattlerain, ACJanie, sindym (15-4) | A single complete sentence using only clean 4-letter words | Ants need some food. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-4 | phlegmmy | What are the cows muttering about in the pasture? | "Cow Pies? It's all really waste." | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-3 | SuziWong | Who killed the husband? | Outraged spouse remembering cheating. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-3 | Ella Enchanted | What happened next? | Counseling aided spouses. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-3 | Hedgecats | How did her beautician solve the problem? | With paste and extreme Dippitydoo management. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 15-2 | SuziWong | General Acro | Can't please everyone. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 15-2 | ElusiveJJ | General Acro | Can't please everyone. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 15-2 | Mojo | Be poetic without rhyming | Tranquil above pastel horizons. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 15-1 | sindym | General Acro | Bras help control large mammaries. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-1 | ACJanie | General Acro | Words are unnecessary. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 15-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | A gentleman has respect. | 54.5 (6/11) | | Season 15 Total: 52 |
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| 14-16 | FedEx | Every word contains the letter G | Dogs beg, seeking cooking. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-16 | LdyExecFL | Hit songs from the musical “Gone with the Wind” | "War Of Atlanta" "Just Scarlett" "I'm Confederate" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-15 | SuziWong | How did Mr. Spock react to the meds? | Oddly calmer now. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-14 | MaineLobster | Acro without the letter E | No x-ray got on chart, rough. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-14 | MaineLobster | Who was Santa's mom? | Cannot say, baby's orphan. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-12 | Ella Enchanted | Create a cute message to the one you love | "Honey, can't endure being when away!" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-12 | Aip | What do you do to pamper yourself? | Get haircuts, manicures, or Acro usually. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-12 | Mojo | What makes you say “Yahoo!”? | Revenge often helps. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-11 | PoorBev | How were they caught cheating at Bingo? | Illegal balls, many digits have jumped. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 14-11 | phlegmmy | What had the poachers been doing? | Illegally lasooing a moose up. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 14-10 | PoorHarry | Acro without using the letter E please | Had a long walk. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 14-10 | ACJanie | Things you DON'T yell at a hockey game | Slide! Catch ball! A walk! Out! | 70.0 (7/10) | | 14-10 | ACJanie | Spring chores | Building a deck, planting some marigolds. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 14-10 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Worth a bundle. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 14-10 | Lyz Dexia | What did you see at the Redneck Petting Zoo? | Weasels, skunks and ferrets. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 14-9 | sindym | General Acro | Spring brings congestion, nasty hayfever, pollen's outside. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 14-9 | ACJanie | General Acro | Having only a guess feels so insecure. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-8 | Sxystar | Two heads... | ...tangle with reality, multiple craziness. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 14-8 | LongTanLegs | Absence makes the heart grow fonder. (say it in other words) | Companionship's often separated, joy generally evaporates. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-8 | TheTornado | What’s the opposite of: A fool and his money are soon parted. | Being prudent will give one huge fortune! | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-8 | phlegmmy | A penny saved… | ...fills us with hope. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 14-8 | pav | A bird in the hand… | ...tastes good drizzled with plum sauce. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 14-8 | phlegmmy | Talk is cheap. (say it in other words) | Gossip comes free. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 14-8 | ElusiveJJ | Talk is cheap. (say it in other words) | Feeble babbling's hollow. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 14-8 | phlegmmy | What’s the opposite of: It’s the thought that counts. | The price will help us appreciate. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 14-6 | ACJanie | Acro without using the letter E please | A child swallows gum. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-6 | FedEx | One bad male habit | He forgets everything. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 14-5 | sindym | General Acro | Baby is sleeping and husband's playing golf. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 14-5 | Ella Enchanted | General Acro | Giggling at his joke. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-5 | MaineLobster | General Acro | Flight has arrived. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-5 | MaineLobster | General Acro | I don't play with others. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Nothing in life should be guaranteed. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 14-5 | ACJanie | General Acro | High prices stink. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 14-5 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Just one insult can zap final victory. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 14-5 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Shunned for his ideals but kept going. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 14-4 | EMT_Chick | Sign on the Gas Station bathroom | "Please aim carefully boys!" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-4 | MaineLobster | Sign on the Mayflower | "Ultimate destination's near Boston, Massachusetts" stated inside. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 14-4 | Bawb | Sign on the primate exhibit at the zoo | "WARNING! Sometimes chimps hurl poo!" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-4 | phlegmmy | Note left on your door by the neighbor | "Our Golden was into rubbish, sorry." | 88.9 (8/9) | | 14-4 | codder | Sign on the primate exhibit at the zoo | "Chimpanzees may hurl if bothered." | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-4 | Hedgecats | What the farmer said after a tornado flattened his barn | "Barn had insurance." | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-4 | codder | Headline in newspaper the day after the Great Pickle Riot | "One Woman Has Stitches. Gherkin Is Detained" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 14-2 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Sticks like glue. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 14-2 | phlegmmy |
Mono | One foot near home base is all. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 14-1 | ElusiveJJ | General Acro | I always slow down pretty fast. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 14-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Hearts will melt. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 14-1 | MaineLobster | General Acro | Share a good laugh. | 63.6 (7/11) | | Season 14 Total: 47 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 13-1 | MaineLobster | General Acro | People crave gifts with lovely surprises inside. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 13-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | One swerve when plastered can be deadly. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 13-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Bundles of joy. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 13-2 | Hedgecats | Sign/signs on Noah's Ark | "Every species doubled when coming aboard." | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-3 | codder | How did she originally plan to kill him? | To conceal arsenic, serving excellent blueberry punch. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 13-4 | phlegmmy | Bad ideas for Halloween costumes. | Wearing piercing instruments. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 13-5 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Rumors started with his affair. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 13-5 | PoorHarry | General Acro | We have some concerns. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 13-T | EMT_Chick |
Mono | A nice red wine. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-T | SuziWong |
Mono | Beg for cash. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-T | SuziWong |
Mono | By now, we're vexed from our age. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-T | phlegmmy |
Mono | Heart is pure. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 13-T | chickee |
Mono | Hop on board. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 13-T | phlegmmy |
Mono | Hop on board. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 13-7 | Ella Enchanted | So what exactly happened between Fred and Irma? | They had public squabble. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-7 | PoorHarry | When they opened it up what did they find? | We found human leg causing astonishment. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-7 | EMT_Chick | What was the first thing you and Ulla did when she arrived? | Began apartment search. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-8 | phlegmmy | Why I lost the first two games | I flunked bawbish. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 13-8 | PoorBev | Superheroes who failed | "Aluminum Guy" reflected badly. | 50.0 (8/16) | | 13-9 | PoorBev | General Acro | Can't stand it anymore. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 13-9 | PoorHarry | General Acro | On a nature hike I played guide. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 13-9 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Chicken's an egg before hatching. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 13-9 | FedEx | General Acro | Stop, drop, roll. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 13-9 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Stop, drop, roll. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 13-10 | Hedgecats | He said <> She heard | "Beer's coming?" "Drunk's waiting." | 80.0 (8/10) | | 13-10 | ~Dovey | A mystery in 3 sentences | Homocide occured. Many leads. Arrested inept killer. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 13-10 | Hedgecats | Rhyme Time | Must escape scary ape. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 13-12 | Mailee | What would you do if you were told you were an heir to the Queen’s fortune? | Take myself off welfare. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 13-12 | Hedgecats |
Mono | A child picks up some ink. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 13-12 | chickee | What would give you a reason to smile? | Million dollar paycheck from Clearing House. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 13-12 | PoorBev | When you were ten years old, what did you do? | Traded in marbles. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 13-12 | PoorBev |
Mono | Rolled an old log up quick. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 13-13 | LdyExecFL | General Acro | Don't be angry. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 13-13 | ACJanie | General Acro | A hard road. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 13-13 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Time out for peace. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 13-14 | joyzee_Devil | How in the world did that one win? | Being clever obviously made round. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 13-14 | Spuddy | Why did you go up to the principal? | Someone's braids pulled. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-14 | MaineLobster | Why you were late for work | Slept quietly, overslept, nodded apparently. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-14 | PoorHarry | Finish this: "I wish I was..." | ...more in control sometimes. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 13-14 | dijonnancy | A = B - C | Widow = bride - husband. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 13-14 | Mojo | Why was the librarian standing on her desk, screaming? | Decibels of conversations are excessive. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 13-15 | SuziWong | What happened next? | Wimpy ultimately claimed such innocence of hamburger. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 13-16 | dijonnancy | Last thing I do before going to bed I... | ...adjust invaluable clock, kiss wife, snore evenly. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-T |
codder | Public Transit | oWhat carries workers around NYC? | 75.0 (6/8) | | 13-T |
codder | Algae | eWhat smells and leaves water putrid? | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-T | FAHRENHEIT | A Bad Hairdresser | hWho botched an obviously good curled style? | 77.8 (7/9) | | 13-T | Krazy_Kim | The French | sWho goes "Oui"? | 70.0 (7/10) | | 13-T | ACJanie | Public Transit | bWhat's loaded with riders generally? | 54.5 (6/11) | | 13-T | MaineLobster | A Penny | tWhat is pinched frequently? | 70.0 (7/10) | | 13-T | ACJanie | The Moon | hWhat shines forth prettily on darkness? | 66.7 (6/9) | | 13-T | MaineLobster | A Coffee Bar | aWhere's espresso perfectly brewed? | 63.6 (7/11) | | 13-T | MaineLobster | Just In Case | Why have insurance coverage? | 60.0 (6/10) | | 13-T | MaineLobster | By Accident | nHow a man likely discovered something? | 60.0 (6/10) | |
Season 13 Total: 53 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 12-1 | SuziWong | General Acro | Praying for wealth, but happy anyway. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 12-1 | Mojo | General Acro | Room for one. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 12-1 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Under pressure, just gasp for air. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 12-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Balances may exceed zero. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 12-2 | Spuddy | Why is your pet staring at you? | They want supper immediately. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 12-3 | Resinveins | What did the survivors ask for in return? | Lawsuit had billions unsettled obviously. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-3 | SuziWong | Title of Story | "One Hostage Inside" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 12-3 | phlegmmy | What caused the curse to go away? | Curse removal is drinking human blood. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 12-3 | PoorBev | Title of Story | "Town of Secrets" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 12-4 | MaineLobster | Why were you kicked out of the home repair/hardware store? | Power saw in use, everyone's running vigorously. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 12-4 | phlegmmy | I just can't resist... | ...carrying strays home. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-5 | PoorHarry | General Acro | Let's do something. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 12-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | People believe life should eventually return interest. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 12-6 | ElusiveJJ | Acro without using the letter E | That door exits out. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 12-6 | Clint | General Acro | Our paths crossed. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 12-6 | PoorBev | General Acro | Future seems bright. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-6 | SuziWong | General Acro | Everything runs on cash. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 12-6 | sindym | General Acro | Grandma enjoys playing Bingo daily. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 12-6 | Hedgecats |
Mono | This road's hell, let's pave it. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 12-6 | Hedgecats | Line from a sappy romance novel | "As Carlos moved under Inez, heat erupted." | 77.8 (7/9) | | 12-7 | phlegmmy | What did the offended husband do to Annie? | There is evidence bride was asphyxiated. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 12-7 | seattlerain | What were the mermaids doing to them? | It was underwater devious attacks. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 12-7 | Abstract | What happened next? | A shark began roaming underwater indescretely. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 12-7 | PoorBev | What happened once inside the arena? | They were kept secluded, confined. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 12-8 | phlegmmy | More favorable name for Dennis the Menace | "Smarty Pants," definitely. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 12-8 | MaineLobster | New Acme product ordered by Wile E. Coyote | "Atomizer", destroys swift birds immediately. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 12-8 | codder | Good advice for a 6-year-old | Outside, use best manners. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 12-8 | codder | Good advice for a 6-year-old | "Make peace, don't fight." | 70.0 (7/10) | | 12-8 | PoorBev | Stupid things kids always seem to do | Imps make crayon lines, soiling our house. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 12-9 | ACJanie | General Acro | Timers count down. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-9 | Poor Bev | General Acro | All is forgiven. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 12-9 | ElusiveJJ | General Acro | Clouded view leaves him without insight. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-9 | LuckySTAR* | General Acro | I hate guessing. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 12-10 | seattlerain |
Mono | A ride in van does work best. | 50.0 (8/16) | | 12-11 | Mailee | Describe an animal without naming it | Screaming for bananas and highly intelligent. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-11 | Zdanax | Only vowel allowed is A | That's hard up day. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 12-11 | Hedgecats | Write a Dear John/Jane letter in 3 phrases | We've grown apart. Pretty bad. Future's not. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 12-11 | phlegmmy | Acro without using the letter E | Blunt arrows usually miss. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 12-11 | ACJanie | Describe your usual day | First shower or bathe, resume household projects. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 12-13 | ACJanie |
Mono | Bid is done for now, sold all. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 12-15 | ElusiveJJ | What happened next? | Detective witheld secret evidence, horrible killer's caught. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 12-15 | ACJanie | What was he going to do in the casino with no money? | Watch someone, hoping extra cash falls. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 12-15 | SuziWong | Where did the couple go on the honeymoon? | Budget seaside hotel. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 12-15 | EMT_Chick | What area was the outhouse in? | Pennsylvania field, everyone was Amish. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 12-15 | Hedgecats | Story Title | "Outlaw Was Hunted" | 54.5 (6/11) | |
Season 12 Total: 45 |
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| Week | Player |
Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 11-1 | Hatless | General Acro | I'm easily swayed. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-1 | SuziWong | General Acro | Died with no regrets. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-1 | MaineLobster | General Acro | Haven't a clue. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-2 | seattlerain | Why do you cry? | Crying will free heart, ease all suffering. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-2 | PoorHarry | Why is there no topic? | Bev didn't obey instructions. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 11-2 | sindym | Acro without the letter E | My dog runs, sniffing parts. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 11-2 | MaineLobster | Five pink things | Azaleas, daffodils, panties, flamingos, bubblegum. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 11-3 | ACJanie | Story Title | "Trouble At Disneyworld" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 11-3 | Cassie | How did the fool lose his head? | Wife axed it off. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 11-3 | PowderedH2O | What made the wife angry enough to do this? | Dude seen romancing other woman. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 11-4 | Hedgecats | How would you communicate with someone who didn't understand your language? | Sketch out figures, having visual aid's best. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 11-4 | codder | What is love? | Noticing God's heart is open. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-4 | PoorBev | What is "selective hearing"? | That's really controlled forgetfulness. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 11-4 | Mailee | .siht ekil orcA | .tie pretty his find Cant | 75.0 (6/8) | | 11-4 | codder | Make up a disease which afflicts only elves | After bringing presents, "Claus-traphobia" will mess elves. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 11-4 | seattlerain | Why did God create bugs? | God decided "oh, why not"? | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-4 | MaineLobster | .siht ekil orcA | taht ossal syobwoc b ano | 80.0 (8/10) | | 11-5 | Sxystar | General Acro | Time goes way back. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-5 | codder | General Acro | Animated cartoonist's obviously unsurpassed: Walt Disney | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-5 | kalamityjn | General Acro | Husband moaned outloud, "can't locate remote". | 70.0 (7/10) | | 11-6 | Kingdingaling | General Acro | She hates life without romance. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 11-6 | LongTanLegs | Acro without E | Vagabond boy ran away. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 11-6 | PoorHarry | What's for dinner? | Tonight serving eggplant, veal Marsala. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-6 | MaineLobster | A + B = C using a state name | Pennsylvania + Steel = Unemployment | 66.7 (6/9) | | 11-6 | codder | List for green things | Dollars, Shamrocks, Broccoli, Ivy. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-6 | sindym | General Acro | Eeyore feels blue. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 11-7 | codder | Title of Story | "The Butler's Dead" | 66.7 (8/12) | | 11-7 | phlegmmy | Who got killed on the honeymoon? | Bride found, Windex is only evidence. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-7 | Zdanax | Title of Story | "Found Skeleton Upstairs" | 77.8 (7/9) | | 11-7 | PoorBev | What does Tom do for a living? | Polices roosters, keeps security, mends fences. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 11-8 | codder | Snooty name for a cemetery | "Snooty Millionaires Club" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-8 | PoorHarry | Describe your life in six words | While quiet, occasionally can laugh heartily. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 11-9 | AllPurposeElf | General Acro | Sold by weight. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 11-9 | LuckySTAR* | General Acro | When life is dull, use polish. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 11-9 | TastyRose | General Acro | Kids usually have variety of bedroom junk. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-9 | EMT_Chick | General Acro | Happy families enjoy nice reunions. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 11-9 | kalamityjn | General Acro | Cuddling a newborn just pleases mother. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 11-9 | TastyRose | General Acro | Better help everyone out. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 11-10 | PoorBev | Rhyme Time | Boys not ill, was just chill. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-10 | phlegmmy |
Mono | I have read good books. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 11-10 | sindym | Kissing | Passionate frenching; husband's necking wonderfully. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-10 | MaineLobster | Best thing to duct tape your children to? | A Ford van, wrap child into bumper. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-10 | BAP | A + B = C | Wedding+ Shotgun= Immediate | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-11 | ElusiveJJ | What was the audience's reaction? | It uplifts audience, performance numbs crowd. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-11 | BAP | What happened next? | Seyetall cursed guy. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 11-12 | Resinveins | Acro about MTV | We banged heads. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-12 | phlegmmy | Talk baby talk to your puppy | Sweetums eating din-dins, all full? | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-12 | PoorBev | Acro about ESP | Can foretell someone's intentions. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 11-12 | MaineLobster | Acro about a UFO | Roswell is believing, Personal craft glowing wickedly. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 11-12 | sindym | Acro about CPR | Heart compressions started immediately. | 60.0 (9/15) | | 11-12 | BAP | Talk baby talk to your puppy | "Noogie, I gonna voogie poo" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-13 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Our earth has a big sky. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-13 | PoorBev | General Acro | All my usual suspects were finally jailed. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 11-13 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Victory or defeat? | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-13 | Mailee | General Acro | He wants out because engagement doesn't attract. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-14 | phlegmmy |
Mono | My waist should grow not an inch. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 11-14 | EMT_Chick | Roses are red and violets are blue... | ..... Those overweight Scotsman's kilts were askew. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-14 | BAP | General Acro | I came prepared. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-14 | Hedgecats | Dog's thought at a cookout | "T-bone looks wonderful. Drop!" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-15 | NutNBaby | He pleaded not guilty. What was his alibi? | Actually backstage, listening. No witnesses. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 11-15 | LdyExecFL | What motivated her to walk on the rail? | Fearless and obviously drunk, idiot hubby pressured. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-15 | codder | What happened next? | Gathering clues, new evidence! | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-15 | NutNBaby | What new evidence was found? | Found a homemade Camcorder video. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 11-15 | Kingdingaling | Title of Story | "Nanny Freaked Out" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 11-15 | Hedgecats | How did they manage the escape? | They ordered pumpkin, rode it away. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 11-16 | codder | Wite a story backwards. Ex: Wedding is on. She’s gorgeous. Met my mate. | Arrested Wednesday. Murdered officers. Person robbed finances. | 100.0 (7/7) | |
Season 11 Total: 66 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 10-1 | Bumps | General Acro | Hard days are behind us. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-1 | sindym | General Acro | Leaves have fallen, I'm constantly raking outside. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 10-1 |
Ella Enchanted | General Acro | Forget about losing weight. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 10-1 | sindym | General Acro | Autumn's really delightful, great weather indeed. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-2 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Open with care. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-2 | phlegmmy | Acro without using the letter E | A dog has ears. | 90.0 (9/10) | | 10-3 | Poor | How did the cop get trapped? | Obviously gang nabbed big detective with handcuffs. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-3 | Poor | How did the husband try to explain having condoms? | Enjoyed old joke. It's water gag. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-4 | JayneRN | Rejected by the editors: "__ __ __ for Dummies" | "Observing Jewish Holidays" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-4 | MrPuzzle | Verbose description of ordinary product | Hammer: Structural reorganization component. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-4 | MaineLobster | What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? | Crackerjack, nuts were incredible. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-4 | Wizzard | Your favorite snack and accompanying beverage | Kelbasi, ham on Italian and large Budweiser. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-5 | bellthecat | General Acro | Quit or I'll hit back. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 10-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Rubber bullets can stop people's deadly advances. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 10-6 | phlegmmy | General Acro | A better offer. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-6 |
Ella Enchanted | 3-2-1-1-2-3
syllable words | Carnival unless it's one party forever. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-6 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Bachelors eat out. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-6 | codder | It's a party, what are we celebrating? | Halloween, October's annual gala. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-6 | PoorHarry | Name a different American city and what it's famous for | Fargo is snowy, harsh winters usually. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 10-6 | EMT_Chick |
Mono | Vet can sure fight, guns help out. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-7 | sindym | What incentive was given to this family to adopt ? | Welfare helped greatly. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-8 | PoorBev | What is God's real name? | Legendary Earth Creator. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 10-8 | codder | Every word contains the letter "H" | Nothing rhymes, oh brother! | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-8 | PoorHarry | What makes you say awwww? | First smile on new junior infant. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 10-8 | Mailee | The answer is "It was on sale." What's the question? | How come a Winneabago's outside? | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-8 | MrPuzzle | Name of that new all-in-one French-Mexican restaurant. | Henri's Salsa Wonderland | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-8 | LdyExecFL | His house was SO SMALL that ... | ....two will make it actually overcrowded. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 10-9 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Recipe contains secret ingredients. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 10-10 | EMT_Chick | Name ONE bad male habit | Remote quickly pressed, once again. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 10-11 | ACJanie | Describe the scene in court when the judge got him | Officers and clerks were gasping during pounding. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-11 | Sxystar | Story Title | "Winter at Grandmas" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-12 | bellthecat | Finish this poem: Roses AREN'T red and violets AREN'T blue.. | The horses behind pasture aren't saying moo. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-12 | BAP | How to build a bird's nest | Outside directions, moss nested, padding required, willows. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-12 | ACJanie | Three companies, same industry | Amoco, Shell, Exxon | 77.8 (7/9) | | 10-12 | phlegmmy | Quote Janie's reaction to a fumble by her beloved Steelers | "Holy smokes, fumbles really perturb me!" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-12 | ACJanie | Good advice for driving on the freeway | Move on, but don't weave. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-12 | TheTornado | Use at least one title of respect in your acro | "Bills weren't paid, Sir." Accountant's voice. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 10-13 | sindym | General Acro | Antacids help indigestion. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-13 | Sxystar | General Acro | One day I'll probably walk away. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-14 | Cassandra~ |
Mono | At night, I fry green eggs. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-14 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Crying won't help. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-14 | phlegmmy | Farming | Cows have an old kick instinct. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-14 | phlegmmy | Animals | Night is jaguar's screen. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 10-14 | sindym | Four Green Things | Weeds, Moss, Olives, Gherkins | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-14 | LdyExecFL | Sign posted on Noah's ark | All Lions, Elephants, Panthers - Stay In Groups" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-14 | MaineLobster | Kid's gift complaint followed by Santa's reply | "Wanted scooter instead", "Bicycle's perfect gift". | 63.6 (7/11) | | 10-15 | PoorBev | 911 How may I help you? | "Please assist. I'm stuck!" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-15 | Hedgecats | What did she use to vacuum? | Suckosarus, older variety feline. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 10-15 | codder | Wilma realized it was all a dream. Now what's she doing? | Telephoned Rubbles. Asked Betty "Prefer company?" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-16 | BAP | 3-4-and 5-letter words in a sentence | May bury idiot. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 10-16 | codder | 3-4-and 5-letter words in a sentence | Pay with honor. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-16 | sindym | Your sentence must contain at least one 4-syllable word | Wife bought magnificent gown at Dillards. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 10-16 | Mailee | Why does looking up help you think? | Frequently does seem answer's overhead. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 10-T | phlegmmy | Me, myself, and I. | iWho comes first? | 85.7 (6/7) | | 10-T | ACJanie | Me, myself, and I. | lWho was chosen? | 85.7 (6/7) | | 10-T | phlegmmy | Twice a year. | tWhen's our semi-annual anniversary? | 85.7 (6/7) | | 10-T | codder | Because she burned it. | pWhy's our casserole ashes? | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-T | dijonnancy | Seven cups of coffee | mWhy spouse is babbling constantly? | 66.7 (6/9) | | 10-T | MaineLobster | The clock struck twelve. | zWhy Cinderella obsessively justified urgent leaving? | 58.3 (7/12) | | 10-T | kalamityjn | Every now and then. | fWhen's everyone is perfect agreement? | 72.7 (8/11) | |
Season 10 Total: 60 |
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| Week | Player |
Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 9-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Vanity was fueling his conceit. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 9-1 | ACJanie | General Acro | Daydreamers often get lost at work. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Fish in my attic can't be good. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-1 | Tazilon | General Acro | Happy people smile incessantly. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-1 | Poor | General Acro | Do not enter. Our gate's monitored. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-2 | MrPuzzle |
Mono | Be quick! Win cash! | 77.8 (7/9) | | 9-2 | __read__ |
Mono | I chose a safe place. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-2 | codder | Small print in a pact with the devil | "Hell may burn." warned disclaimer. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-3 | codder | What kind of luck does she have? | Playing cards, she's unbeatable. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 9-4 | phlegmmy | Favorite snack food and why | Some hotdogs without onions, it's perfect eating. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-4 | phlegmmy | What should have been carved on Elvis’ headstone? | "Hips Gave Out" | 53.8 (7/13) | | 9-4 | LdyExecFL | What should have been carved on Elvis' headstone? | "One Fine Pelvis" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-4 | Qwerty_ | Why you love the smell of a fresh-cut lawn | Aromatic grass often will increase utopian pleasures. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 9-4 | sindym | Describe your favorite reality show without naming it | Partners are rehearsing, beginners dance, whirling. | 76.9 (10/13) | | 9-4 | Resinveins | Describe your favorite reality show without naming it | Tribe is again considering eviction question. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 9-5 | Cassandra~ | General Acro | Cookies are in dozens. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 9-5 | LeperKhan | General Acro | What's for dinner? | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-5 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Let me hear from somebody intelligent. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-6 | MrPuzzle | Time | Quickly it escapes. Centuries fly. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 9-6 | Poor | Four Red Things | Pimentos, iodine, maraschinos, apples. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-6 | SuziWong | General Acro | Remember, no peeking. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-6 | SuziWong | Rewrite ending "A penny saved is... | ...a simple beginning. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-7 | MrPuzzle | IT was what the hoodlum did after | Idiot was searching every gal's handbag. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-8 | Poor |
1-2-3
& 1-2-3 syllables, two related
sentences | Please offer warranty. Car's always lopsided. | 83.3 (10/12) | | 9-8 | MrPuzzle | A fitting engraving on Einstein’s gravestone | "His Formulas Worked" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 9-8 | codder | Include a sound in your acro | Corks always violently *POP* off. | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 9-8 |
BAP | 1-2-3-4-3-2-1 syllable words |
Gent doesn't harmonize wonderfully, remembers vocal chords. |
91.7 (11/12) |
| 9-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Having education probably raises one's ambitions. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 9-9 | LeperKhan | General Acro | He's sweating bullets. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 9-9 | MrPuzzle | General Acro | Hard work is rewarded. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 9-10 | MrPuzzle | What do you like about July? | Having an occasional cool night. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-10 | Hedgecats | A + B = C | Posse + Arrest = Lynching | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-10 | Cassandra~ |
Mono | This stuff can wait. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-10 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Only by invitation. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 9-10 | FedEx | Write a mystery novel in three phrases | Skater's dead. Referee's amazed. Murdered on Zamboni. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 9-11 | sindym | Story Title | "The Oreo Addict" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-12 | Hatless | Why the city council turned down Starbucks' 275th store | Overindulgence is ruining worlds health. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-12 | phlegmmy | Why the city council turned down Starbucks' 275th store | For serving kids hyperactive products. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-12 | ACJanie | Advice to your spouse on how to drive | Remember, blowing on horn's definitely annoying. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-12 | Dar | Winning recipe for the series "Top Chef" | "Truffle Stuffed Duck" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-12 | phlegmmy | Words that can come before or after the word EGGS | Goose, Nog, Poached, Beaten. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-12 | Sxystar | Why does looking up help you think? | Causes less pressure, really helps fatigue. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 9-12 | MrPuzzle | Three most popular classes at "University for Dummies" | "Clearing Wastebaskets", "Opening Internet Files", "Eating Sundaes" | 77.8 (7/9) | | 9-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Wisdom of ages. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-13 | FedEx | General Acro | Help our environment, stop polluting it. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 9-13 | bellthecat | General Acro | Wearing pink is not really his business. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Rumors get around. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-14 | codder | General Acro | Mother Goose rhymes. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 9-14 | codder | What famous person do you resemble and why? | Chubby Alfred Hitchcock, obese enlarged waist. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 9-14 | FedEx |
Mono | Raid will put bugs out. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 9-15 | sindym | Title of Story | "Honeymoon Is Ended' | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-16 | codder | Give names to Snoopy's first litter of puppies | Woodstock, Snoopette, Underdog, Peanut, Astro. | 75.0 (9/12) | | 9-16 | phlegmmy | Rewrite ending: "Sticks and stones... | ...ended his objections. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 9-T | sin | A place and what it’s known for | Home, wife cooks, rules it. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 9-T | Qwerty_ | Write song for this show: Ape Man Gone Wild | "On edge, he used swing, went nuts" | 70.0 (7/10) | | 9-T | PoorT-Rex | A place and what it’s known for | Porch: swing's nice, my chair. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-T | FedExtinct | How do you get rid of a pest? | Spray may help it. Raid's claim: Ends! | 90.0 (9/10) | | 9-T | EMT_Chisel | What you might say to your bad dog | "Aww fudge! Out! Use park!" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 9-T | grog (p) | Bad name for a new car | "Blows Up." on sale. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-T | HEJ | Two heads are… | ...one skull each. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 9-T | HEJ | Night class for dumb guy or gal | "A Slow Pace: Walk" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 9-T | Minxystone | Bad name for a kid’s book | "Axe Some Friends". | 60.0 (6/10) | | 9-T | PoorT-Rex | What do you do while you wait at a red light? | Catch a snooze, phone home. | 60.0 (6/10) | |
Season 9 Total: 63 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 8-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Love swelled my deflated heart. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-1 | Spuddy | General Acro | Firming Up muscles. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 8-2 | MrPuzzle | Mono a question | Zoo asks, "Who owns snake ?" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-2 | MrPuzzle | Why granny was evicted from the bingo hall | Was cheating very aggressively. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-2 | JoJo | General Acro | Each minute counts. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-2 | Aip | He said <> She heard | "Overdrawn; really hurting!" <> "Credit: Use generously!" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-2 | ~Dovey | You know you're a Redneck when... | ...trailer house's probably really dilapidated. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-2 | codder |
Mono | Man died from cheap wine. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-2 | codder | Roses are red and violets are pink.... | Artists form objects sketched with ink. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 8-3 | EMT_Chick | Name one of the weird Indiana laws | Leash husband, before walking. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-3 | Shelou | And what did Fred say to Wilma's sister? | "Rest easy, I'm sore. Okay?" | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-3 | EMT_Chick | What happened next? | Parents were gruesome. Son adored outcast mother. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-3 | EMT_Chick | How did he capture them? | Candy, most likely. | 61.5 (8/13) | |
8-4 | MrPuzzle | Make up a name for your bowling team | Lucky
Strikes Club | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-4 |
EMT_Chick | Make up a name for your bowling team | Lucky Strikes
Club | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-4 | Minxy_uk | Write a single sentence using at least 3 nouns | Children have little names for individual dolls. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 8-4 | Darkness | What did you do during the Super Bowl? | Often screamed at Bears! | 85.7 (6/7) | | 8-4 | phlegmmy | Define this made-up word: Flagopific | Having a really patriotic character. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-4 | dijonnancy | What did you do during the Super Bowl? | Tortured husband with indifference. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-4 | TheTornado | Why men shouldn't babysit | Sports is on. Unattentive! | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-4 | arbedarbed | Bad name for a law firm | Rich, Proud and Unstoppable | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-4 | Hedgecats | 3- 4- and 5- letter words making a phrase | Two will elope. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-5 | EMT_Chick | General Acro | Every cold night, I seek warmth. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 8-5 | Poor | General Acro | Ace is high. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-6 | phlegmmy | 3 word question followed by a 4 word answer | How is Spain? Don't go before February. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 8-6 | LeperKhan | Your acro should be a really lame topic | "Mono about oranges." | 80.0 (8/10) | | 8-6 | ElusiveJJ | If at first you don't succeed... | ... do over, but amend. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-6 | LeperKhan | Make a new answering machine message | "Savor long beep, for presently I'm wayward." | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-6 | dijonnancy | What do you like least about winter? | Oh, hands are freezing. I need mittens! | 87.5 (7/8) | | 8-7 | Hedgecats | Who found him first? | Maybe Paula. Drugged woman's bawling! | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-7 | sindym | What were Simon's injuries? | Was cuffed, bludgeoned, face smashed open. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-7 | FedEx | Why did Cinderella murder Humpty | Usually needed breakfast goods. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-7 | sindym | How did she cook him? | Poached likely.. its very appetizing. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-7 | TastyRose | Why did he buy these parts? | He is fixing Granny's lawnmower. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 8-8 | Poor | How you know spring's coming | April erupts in new marigolds. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Vacations are something I deserve. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 8-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Sailors like clear weather. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-10 | phlegmmy | A mystery in 3 sentences | Husband's already dead. Uncovered murder. Boyfriend's charged. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 8-10 | Mojo | Acro with a "pun" word | Ewe aren't my wool. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-10 | Poor |
Mono Rhyme | Let go, big crow. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 8-10 | Spuddy | Objects you would take with you to the moon | Several hundred cookies, fine book necessary. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 8-10 | EMT_Chick | General Acro | Broken down jalopy. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-12 |
MaineLobster | Vanity license plate for a celebrity | Displayed Martin Sheen's hot incredible Porsche: EXPNSIV | 88.9 (8/9) | | 8-12 | Qwerty_ | The one major flaw in that PERFECT house | Kitchen is positioned above outhouse, horribly unhealthy. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-12 | Hedgecats | Bad name for a Chinese Restaurant | "Chuck's Lazy Asian" | 63.6 (7/11) | | 8-12 | dijonnancy | How did you perform? | Certainly flat, have overwhelming guilt. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-13 | Dar | General Acro | Please call and I'll help. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-13 | codder | General Acro | Scurvy? Have orange juice for nutrition. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-13 | FedEx | General Acro | Clutch my perfectly amazing buttocks. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 8-13 | Almeister | General Acro | Wino started clammering, "My bottle!" | 85.7 (6/7) | | 8-14 | AllPurposeElf | General Acro | They have ignition. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-14 | phlegmmy | Rhyme time, of pick-up truck, or both | I never looked, Ford's unhooked. | 81.8 (9/11) | | 8-14 | phlegmmy | Small print in a pact with the devil | "Smokers only, Hell's popular fringe benefit." | 58.3 (7/12) | | 8-14 | Mojo | Mono, with a color | I've seen lime cars. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 8-14 | Qwerty_ | Three words that mean the same, last one opposite | Humble, merciful, faithful. Obnoxious. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 8-14 | djmark | Mono with two men's names | Tim makes Fred itch, he's real weird. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 8-15 | TheTornado | What did Agent Smith say when the fugitive offered him coke? | "Look, pal! Am from government. Surrender unconditionally!" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-15 | LdyExecFL | What did the customer say when he heard a clucking sound from his KFC bucket? | "That's really eerie! Obviously it's pretty alive!" | 85.7 (6/7) | | 8-15 | EMT_Chick | How much alimony did she get? | Bubba's favorite cow. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 8-15 | Mojo | Where did he stash her? | The basement seemed appropriate. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-16 |
PrincessValium | On a Fairy Godmother's resume | Performs exceptionally well at large magic spells | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-16 | Resinveins | Include a license plate in your acro | GODZ PAL: Deacon's station wagon. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 8-16 | ACJanie | Advice to the newly elected President of France | Deciding issues should reflect one's honorable notions. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-16 | phlegmmy | Lame claim to fame | Once spilled Pepsi Cola around Danny Bonaduce. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 8-T | AmishJihad | General Acro | A used car requires fresh oil. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-T | Drew | General Acro | Our world requires gravity. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 8-T | LeperKhan | General Acro | Paid emperor a king's ransom. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 8-T | __read__ | General Acro | Shyness makes our personalities hide inside. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 8-T | phlegmmy | General Acro | Faith can be something people lose. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 8-T | LeperKhan | General Acro | Osmosis doesn't hold water. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-T | codpeace | General Acro | Syrup remains Aunt Jemima's concern. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-T | phlegmmy | General Acro | The regular patrons come first. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 8-T | __read__ | General Acro | She was deceived by a lie. | 69.2 (9/13) |
Season 8 Total: 73 |
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7-1 | Abstract | General Acro | Can't do everything! |
60.0 (6/10) | | 7-1 | HizVixn | General
Acro | Can't do EVERYTHING! | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | We have played zero games. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-1 | FedEx | General Acro | Titanic's end: hit large chunk, sank abruptly. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-1 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | Week begins over every Monday. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 7-2 | codder | fracture a fairy tale | Fourth bear consumed Miss Goldilocks, eating woman. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 7-2 | Sxystar | what you found in the attic | Heirlooms, pictures, granny's nighties. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-2 | ACJanie | sign over the gates to hell | "Beelzabub's Fiery Underworld Vault" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-2 | Cassie | your epitaph | "Thanks For Ride" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-2 | ACJanie | Rhyme time | Asking use, highly obtuse. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 7-2 | Poor | what is that light up ahead in the darkness | Welcome Motel, vacancy is showing. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 7-3 | phlegmmy | Who killed Santa? | Rudolph and Blitzen's hitman. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 7-3 | phlegmmy | What happened next? | A Santa part-timer is coming on board. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-3 | codder | the baby looked like who? | Obviously husband. Visual inspection revealed sure clues. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 7-3 | Beez | Tell us more about Jumpy Hooper | Lopsided smile and ordering whiskey. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-3 | Wizzard | How did these lovely women die? | In restaurant. Gunman fired. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-3 | Hedgecats | How did the gunman elude the police? | A mustache, some baggy clothes. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 7-3 | Wizzard | What does it say on his WANTED poster? | "Five Ladies Ruthlessly Shot. GET HIM!" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-3 | Hedgecats | Many tips came in, which one was the most useful? | "The brute just was here! Denny's counter!" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-4 | TheTornado | Every word must have a double letter | Tooth's crooked. Hooker's worried! | 87.5 (7/8) | | 7-4 | BAP |
1-2-3-2-1 syllable words | Pay noted, collected, wasn't big. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-4 | BAP | Why you can't stand watching [choose a sport]. | NFL Football. Men are beasts! Excitement's lame. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-4 | LdyExecFL | Every word must have a double letter | Inning corrupted, baseball running. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-4 | KATastrophe | Indication that Wal*Mart is getting desperate in their hiring | Child's maybe seven? Now hired! | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-4 | MaineLobster | Each word must contain the letters R and S in any order | Heroes, friends inspire dreams | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Books are for worms. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 7-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Friends provoke me and I go crazy. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-5 | Mailee | General Acro | Fire is arsonist's pleasure. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 7-5 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | The old songs are best. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-5 | dijonnancy | General Acro | Jeopardy: brainy answers. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-5 | dijonnancy | General Acro | I'm essentially pooped by Friday afternoons. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 7-6 | Hedgecats |
Mono Rhyme | Use it. Shave kit. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 7-7 | phlegmmy | What did the villiagers do to escape? | Ignited a haystack. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-7 | sindym | What treatment did the boss receive in the hospital? | First-aid was given. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 7-8 | MrPuzzle | The up side of being on a Chain Gang | Do work regularly, among pals. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 7-9 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | Giving is kind. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-9 | Lydia_Chlamydia | General Acro | American cookie organizers: Girl Scouts. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 7-9 | codder | General Acro | Sherlock Holmes ingeniously found out perpetrator's whereabouts. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-10 | Poor | General Acro | Older but wiser. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-10 | Clint |
Mono | Fish eye stares at me. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 7-10 | Hedgecats | Wimpy Mafia Hit Men | Waldo "Italian Scallion" Carloni | 66.7 (6/9) | | 7-11 | Mailee | How was he found out ? | Videotape revealed fight. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 7-11 | FedEx | Why were you short on cash this month? | Gambled foolishly with savings, lost. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 7-11 | dijonnancy | Did it work or not? | Instantly, counting obviously worked. He's baaahing. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-11 | Wizzard | Did the firemen put out the fire? | Certainly. Everyone's unharmed. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-11 |
EMT_Siren | With the house charred, where did the family go for the night? | Borrowed cots, Salvation Army. | 100.0 (9/9) | | 7-12 | FedEx | Describe your race car | Red Corvette's hot and it's so fast! | 75.0 (6/8) | | 7-14 | phlegmmy | Reason you are looking for a new doctor | Kissing a booboo seems odd. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 7-14 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | A precious moment. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-14 | Qwerty_ | a catchy phrase to say when greeting someone | "Peace!" always optimistic. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 7-14 | Hatless | What is that in the bottom drawer of refrigerator? | Mostly leftovers and bacteria squaring off. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-15 | Sxystar | Where did the storm hit? | Boston, quickly overtook streets. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-15 | kalamityjn | the wallet gave a clue to this Celebrities identity.. who was she? | "It's Nikki Hilton," Paris laments. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 7-15 | FedEx | What is done to keep the women calm and subdued? | All officers suggested helpful Rx: four Prozacs. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-16 | MrPuzzle | Good name for a Doggie Beauty Parlor | The Shaggy Quarter | 66.7 (8/12) | | 7-16 | FedEx | Name of a business you'd probably not invest in | "Abraham's Pork Emporium," Hebrew. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-16 | Hedgecats | Name a profession and its benefits
| Miner: Profits from rocks. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 7-16 | kalamityjn | Things you would find in a spy's briefcase
| A moustache, wig, or unique spy cam. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 7-T | EMT_Chisel (EMT_Chick) | How did the bear scare the ape? | Bit its darn paw. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 7-T | Minxstone (Minxy_uk) | Who bought the lame swine? | Weird chef, as its fine swine. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 7-T | J R R Grog (phlegmmy) | Why were the cows in the road? | There is a strike on. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 7-T | Minxstone (Minxy_uk) | Whose slip did he wear? | Big Rose, used veil in front. | 72.7 (8/11) |
Season 7 Total: 62 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 6-1 | PoorH&BTax | General Acro | Vinegar is acidic. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 6-1 | PoorH&BTax | General Acro | Political correctness stifles America. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 6-2 | codder | What you dreamt last night | Cashless husband sold me: Ebay! | 66.7 (6/9) | | 6-3 | phlegmmy | But the scaly attractive aliens had a secret weapon. What was it? | Zappers with silencers. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 6-3 | dijonnancy | Did anyone make comments about it? | Whisperers usually said, "Phonies!" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 6-4 | codder | Why the divorce happened | She cheated. It pissed husband off. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 6-4 | dijonnancy | Greeting card sentiment for a prisoner | "Happy Parole, My Darling!" | 66.7 (8/12) | | 6-4 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | When someone's coughing, offer a lozenge. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 6-5 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | A heart beats often enough. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 6-5 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | High card is worth our bet. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 6-5 | Shelou | General Acro | Handshake seals agreement. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-5 | Sorceress | General Acro | Women cost some men a fortune. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 6-5 | Sorceress | General Acro | Casper, he's a ghost. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-6 | kalamityjn |
Mono | Vet saved mutts life. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 6-6 | ACJanie | The answer is Sponge Bath, what's the question? | Usually awfully stinky, may I propose washing? | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-6 | Sorceress |
1-2-3-2-1 syllable words | A wasted masterpiece isn't grand. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 6-6 | Hedgecats | your mamma's so fat, she... | ...tiptoes in while prancing carefully, house shakes! | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-6 | KATastrophe | what did cinderella say AFTER the ball? | "Had a fantasy evening! Royal wedding's December." | 63.6 (7/11) | | 6-6 | PoorH&BTax | Why was your dog thrown out of obedience school? | He was inattentive and sniffed up females. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 6-7 | LdyExecFL | Story Title | "Husband's Sorry Excuses" | 75.0 (6/8) | | 6-7 | MrPuzzle | Did the husband die from the gun wounds? | Murderous father is accurate. Perfect hit: cranium. | 100.0 (6/6) | | 6-7 | Wutzerbutt | what were the first words out of his mouth to police when he found the bodies? | "That onion's ugly!" | 70.0 (7/10) | | 6-8 | __read__ | Describe your car | Problems with reverse. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 6-8 | dijonnancy | Before and After - Words should relate to each other in sequence. Example: White - House - Boat (White House & houseboat) | Listen - Well - Off. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 6-8 | dijonnancy | Give a Wheel of Fortune contestant a piece of advice for spinning or solving the puzzle (in quotes). | "Solve when clues leave a valuable understanding!" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-8 | dijonnancy | Before and After - Words should relate to each other in sequence. | Race - car - salesman. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-8 | BAP | What is Bubba’s real name and current job title? | Cletus H. Bonehead: Lavatory Investigator | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-9 | codder | General Acro | "Bend over," proctologist exclaimed. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 6-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Not one word. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 6-10 | Wutzerbutt | Mono | She has been of use. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 6-10 | TheTornado | the comic said, "you're mama's so fat, she...." | ...generally crowds hotel room! | 61.5 (8/13) | | 6-10 |
PrincessValium | Signs you are under a voodoo curse | Corpselike and wandering like ghost, killer headache | 60.0 (9/15) | | 6-11 | phlegmmy | when he awakens he does something that really irritates me.. what is it? | Couch potato gets very bossy. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 6-11 | PoorH&BTax | How did the wife find out about the mistress? | Probably Visa disclosed hotel. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 6-11 | PoorH&BTax | Who were the witnesses, and what did they say ? | Really knowledgable waiter. "Pair ate breakfast inside." | 81.8 (9/11) | | 6-11 | TheTornado | What do you normally vote for? | Conservative. Generally, I expect balanced approach! | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-11 | Wutzerbutt | So, what's your stance on gay marriage? :-) | Everyone has perfect mate. Dudes or broads. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 6-12 | Wizzard | Thoughts of a Zen earthworm (Credit to Sten) | Living under happy ferns is my satifaction. | 100.0 (7/7) | | 6-12 | sindym | Acro without using the letter E | Puppy wants chow, hungry now. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 6-12 | SuziWong | Write a Dear John/Dear Jane letter in three phrases | Cancel engagement. Been wandering. Regrets sweetie. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 6-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | My only ancestor had zero wealth. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-13 | Cassie | General Acro | It smells good, what's cooking? | 58.3 (7/12) | | 6-14 | PoorH&BTax | Why are you smiling like that? | Comic's doing funny act. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-14 | PoorH&BTax | Sign that your doctor went to an inferior med school | Trade school diploma, online award. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-14 | MaineLobster | convince me to vote for your acro | Tried like hell, damn acro is fabulous | 77.8 (7/9) | | 6-14 | TastyRose | A+B=C | Tire + Flat = Repair. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 6-14 | ACJanie | Write a mystery in three phrases | Investigation's furthered. Women slaughtered. Bloody handprints. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-15 | Poor | How was it finally discovered. | Construction workers found object. | 66.7 (6/9) | |
6-T | dinogirl | Mono | Lead me on. | 60.0 (6/10) | |
6-T | Oolabooty
(Wutzerbutt) | Mono | Lead me on. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-T | moongroggy
(phlegmmy) | Mono | Run hard so life can't get me. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 6-T | moongroggy
(phlegmmy) | Mono | Clouds rise like a mist. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 6-T | moongroggy
(phlegmmy) | Mono | Stay and play more. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 6-T | MinxStone
(Minxy_uk) | Mono | Will it end? | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-T | ~Duv
(~Dovey) | Mono | Hey, I like pine. A clean scent. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 6-T | ~Duv
(~Dovey) | Mono | Sing good. Best voice can win one. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 6-T | SaucyBunga!
(Sorceress) | Mono | Go forth and hunt. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-T | moongroggy
(phlegmmy) | Mono | Please lock up my wife by June. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 6-T | KayVin
(Hedgecats) | Mono | At peace here. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 6-T | MinxStone
(Minxy_uk) | Mono | Kept some wine in our rack. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 6-16 | MrPuzzle | Tough guy dialog from a cowboy movie. | "It won't matter long, Sheriff!" | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-16 | phlegmmy | Every word must have exactly one T and one N. | Farting Zionists existing simultanously. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 6-16 | Sorceress | Tough guy dialog from a cowboy movie. | "Alright fella, somebody's going down!" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 6-16 | Wutzerbutt | Indication that a card player is cheating. | He brandished infinite aces. Five seemed odd. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 6-16 | dijonnancy | Six letter rhyme – must use a color and a pet | Spaniel's pink ear? Blood did appear. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 6-16 | FedEx | Acro without using the letter E | Dogs always sniff his pants. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 6-16 | Wutzerbutt | What are your plans for retirement/golden years? | Opting for condo in Bahama's. Perfect destination. | 60.0 (6/10) |
Season 6 Total: 67 |
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| Week | Player |
Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 5-1 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | Embarrassment often has a red face. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 5-2 | Muggs | Things you would find in a toy box | Wooden men, infantry figures. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 5-3 | Irisheyes* | Why did they hold only them hostage? | Couldn't manage lots of hostages. | 66.7 (10/15) | | 5-4 | PoorH&BTax | Things not to do in church | Badmouthing virtuous minister is witless. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-4 | FedEx | Three things alike, one different | Intense, focused, uptight, relaxed. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 5-5 | Mojo | General Acro | Often I sit and daydream. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-5 | PoorH&BTax | General Acro | Pull up nice and slow. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-5 | Positron | General Acro | Old bones feel weather. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 5-6 | Positron | The cookie monster meets a gremlin ... | "Count on revenge"; Gremlin said angrily. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-6 | Mojo | Name a special place to get away to | Alaska usually gets cold winters, picturesque life. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-6 | Muggs | Why is there no topic? | A broken slash foiled putting up letters. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-6 | phlegmmy | a + b = c | All + lost = nothing. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-7 | hongkonger | Where did they honeymoon? | Within Batman & Robin's expensive home. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-7 | Witless-RBT | Where do they live? | Pittsburgh and sometimes Gotham. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 5-7 | djean | Story Title | "Chauffeur's Outrageous Adventures" | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-7 | __read__ | What was the first adventure? | Chauffeured Madonna around Seattle. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-7 | Qwerty_ | The cops showed up, what did they do with the nosey secretary? | Nabbed and handcuffed woman. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-7 | judiama | The power mad witches are on the loose, why are they still zapping people? | Crones look utterly ruthless, enjoy seeing agony. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-7 | phlegmmy | Story Title | "Old Cursed Sapphire" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-7 | judiama | Who has the sapphire now? | The sapphire's actually in rare collection. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-8 | Tressy | Breakfast: Bacon and….. | ...homemade gravy and biscuits. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-8 | phlegmmy | Mono | Come back when he ends song. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 5-8 | ACJanie | Acro without the letter E, except for given letters | His mind's not swift. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-8 | phlegmmy | Acro without the letter E, except for given letters | Sticking with his alibi. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-8 | ACJanie | Rhyme | Those evil kids were denting lids. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-8 | Wutzerbutt | Famous last words | "Let's stay calm." | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-8 | Minxy_uk | Rhyme | It became loose, after over use. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 5-8 | Mailee | Ad slogan for a new cereal | "It's Simply Delicious Fortified Oats" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-8 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | Gossip and falsehoods hurt, nasty words. | 60.0 (6/10) | |
5-T | Su Wong | (SuziWong) Mono | Stay calm, don't move. |
60.0 (6/10) | | 5-T | PoorT-Rex | (PoorH&BTax)
Mono | Stay calm, don't move. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-T | Su Wong | (SuziWong) Mono | Just got sad and cried. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-T | Bumpasaurus | (Bumper) Mono | Can't let him play and beat me. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-T | JuJu | (judiama) Mono | Ours was first choice. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-T | JuJu | (judiama) Mono | Good deed sure is nice. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-T | PoorT-Rex | (PoorH&BTax) Mono | Pick up mess. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 5-T | JuJu | (judiama) Mono | All was lost. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-T | Su Wong | (SuziWong) Mono | Take a cold bath. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-T | IrishPebbles | (Irisheyes*) Mono | A pair beats some fives. Just cards. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 5-T | IrishPebbles | (Irisheyes*) Mono | Can't quit, so I won't. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-T | ISaje | (Sajlamot) Mono | A dark void. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 5-T | Troglodyte | (Wizzard) Mono | Big cats eat owls up. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 5-T | Ooola | (Qwerty_) Mono | The king made a vow. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 5-T | ~Duv | (~Dovey) Mono | We found peace at church. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-T | Su Wong | (SuziWong) Mono | Look out, a hard right's next. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 5-T | grog | (phlegmmy) Mono | Light bills will run up. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-9 | Spuddy | General Acro | Happiness is a complete sentence. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-9 | MrPuzzle | General Acro | Previous experience is not always helpful. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-9 | djean | General Acro | Psychiatry is brain analysis. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-9 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | It's over, just let go. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Patience can wear down. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 5-9 | ACJanie | General Acro | Brilliant artists have imagination. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Keeping people down's a bad habit. | 66.7 (6/9) | |
5-10 | kalamityjn | General Acro | Time heals wounds. |
57.1 (8/14) |
| 5-10 | codder | General Acro | Time heals
wounds. | 57.1 (8/14) |
| 5-11 | TheTornado | Where'd his ink go? | Evaporated, sadly. A cartographer's loss. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-11 | Wutzerbutt | What happened when he encountered the big guy? | Bludgeoned enormous octopus. Ink's found. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 5-11 | Sajlamot | Who did they make contact with and what did they say? | Telephoned Congress. "Impeach him, fools!" | 80.0 (8/10) |
| 5-11 |
djean | Why did they boy scouts run like heck after the
séance? | Frightened. Ghosts made haunting appearances. | 100.0 (9/9) |
| 5-12 | Cassie | Describe your bad day at driving school | While swerving, flattened little hound. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-12 | ACJanie | C = A + B (where C is an anagram of A and B) | Navywife = wifey + van | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-12 | Abstract | List six 5-letter words (capitalize, no final punctuation) | Fudge, Prize, Spank, Botch, Judge, Cream | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-12 | ^..^Dave~t~ | C=A+B (where C is an anagram of A and B) | Fastness= sens+ Afts | 100.0 (7/7) | | 5-12 | hongkonger | Your big toe just fell off. What'd you do to cause this to happen? | My saw hit it. A real loss. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-12 | Beez | Write a telegram | Married Last April. Having Baby. Send Cash. | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-12 | Aip | Your big toe just fell off. What’d you do to cause this to happen? | Stubbed on concrete wall. Ached like hell! | 54.5 (6/11) | | 5-13 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | My room seems clean. Ignore underneath bed. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 5-13 | Hedgecats | General Acro | Time is getting wasted. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-14 | hongkonger | Two (2) rejected Boy Scout Merit Badges | "Badge of Crossdressing" - "International Whiner Award" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-14 | FedEx | Rhyme Time!!! | "The mail!", postman's hail. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 5-14 | Wutzerbutt | Three- two syllable words forming a sentence. | Bookworms access knowledge. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 5-14 | ACJanie | roses are red, violets are blue... finish | Summer's usually coming, Flowers enjoyed anew. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 5-14 | ACJanie | Small print on jar of Beauty Lotion | Does have some objectional additives. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 5-15 | hongkonger | After storming the Vatican, they were face to face with The Pope. What did they ask him? | They asked, "Woulds't pardon horrible sin?" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 5-15 | sindym | Why did they kill them? | Salaries are unacceptable, little maids became violent. | 75.0 (9/12) | | 5-16 | Hedgecats | Acro Backwards. Capitalize and Punctuate where appropriate. ( .siht ekiL ) | .trihs wen gnittinK | 58.3 (7/12) | | 5-16 | Hedgecats | Sign at Senior Center | "Anybody require Kevorkian?" | 66.7 (10/15) | | 5-16 | ACJanie | Greeting card sentiment for prisoner | "I'm sending parcel, key's attached." | 66.7 (8/12) | | 5-16 | Cassie | Two unusual Boy Scout Merit Badges. | "Falling Out Windows" "Carjacking In Seconds" | 83.3 (10/12) | | 5-16 | Qwerty_ | Acro without E | Turn east or south for information. | 57.1 (8/14) |
Season 5 Total: 80 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 4-1 | MrPuzzle | General Acro | Please wait in here. | 69.2 (9/13) | | 4-2 | sindym | Four green things | Parsley, Cucumbers, Hedges, Dill | 70.0 (7/10) | | 4-2 | PoorH&BTax | Ways to annoy your neighbor | Have stereo blasting continually, never return anything. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 4-2 | PoorH&BTax | Mono | This ends all. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 4-2 | phowle | Mono Rhyme | Pass gas, end Mass. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 4-2 | phowle | Acro without using the letter E | Vitamins usually stop it cold. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 4-3 | Tressy | What did the ghosts do to retaliate? | Emitted foul mists. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 4-3 | djean | What did he do when he discovered the grave? | Reported grave immediately, calmly explaining strange find. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 4-3 | __read__ | After relieving his bladder, did the alligators run away? | They had dinner but avoided pee. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 4-3 | Minxy_uk | What was the wish? | Release without having observations. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 4-4 | TastyRose | Mono Rhyme | I smell, oh well. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-4 | Dar | Three words similar meaning, one opposite | Happy, playful, funny, offended. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 4-4 | djean | Mono without letter E | Fun with us. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-4 | Minxy_uk | Mono Rhyme | End age, great rage. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 4-5 | ACJanie | General Acro | Hell better freeze over soon. | 71.4 (10/14) | | 4-5 | djean | General Acro | Thumbs are considered security for restless babies. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 4-6 | ~Dovey | Love and marriage | Baby's made during a honeymoon. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 4-6 | __read___ | General Acro | Want my opinion? | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-6 | djean | Make up an animal and describe it | Piranharorexia: fish is never hungry, supposedly. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-6 | djean | Pander | ACJanie is so envious of phlegmmy. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 4-6 | phlegmmy | Acro without using the letter E | Sad for what's lost. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 4-7 | Shelou | What was the surprise? | Someone's murdering old ladies. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-8 | Wutzerbutt | Politics | Bush underestimated potential disaster. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 4-8 | dijonnancy | Transportation | See my amazing Camaro, really hot dragster. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 4-9 | Minxy_uk | General Acro | Husband's vasectomy extinguished fertility. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 4-9 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | It's my worst fear. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | A bachelor may favor single life. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 4-9 | Bumper | General Acro | I'll be perfectly honest. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-10 | judiama | Mono | Her push up shows all. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 4-10 | __read__ | Rhyme Time | Fists out, rough bout. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 4-10 | MrPuzzle | List seven sins | Fraud, Adultery, Burglary, Naughtiness, Deceit, Obsession, Excess | 77.8 (7/9) | | 4-10 | PoorH&BTax | A + B = C | Unfaithful+ Indiscrete= Divorce. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 4-11 | Qwerty_ | Who butchered the alien? | FBI. "Aliens officially not discovered." | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-12 | Dar | History | Cleopatra needed her Anthony. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-12 | ACJanie | General Acro | I have wasted money for junk. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-12 | ACJanie | Pander | Most unique, Irish's one lovely, kind woman. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 4-13 | LdyExecFL | General Acro | Just want peaceful holidays everyone. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 4-13 | shelbel73 | General Acro | Blizzards make accidents increase. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 4-13 | Cassie | General Acro | Almost hit gold. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 4-13 | __read__ | General Acro | Color our world. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 4-13 | Positron | General Acro | Actually it's ok because everything worked. | 53.8 (7/13) | | 4-13 | Abstract | General Acro | My offer is retracted. | 56.3 (9/16) | | 4-14 | __read__ | Why are you running? | A better health choice for me. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-14 | Mojo | Today on Jerry Springer... | Bisexual hermaphrodites get undressed. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 4-14 | Wutzerbutt | What do you expect to get for Christmas since you have been so bad? | Coal. Horrible punishment as stocking is lumpy. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 4-14 | codder | Tabloid Headlines | "Homosexuals: Blitzen and Rudolph's Gay" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 4-14 | codder | Finish this poem using PANDER NAME: "Roses are red and violets are blue..." | It smells atrocious. Honestly? GiftToGab's mildew. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 4-15 | Beez | What happened when u woke up? | Massive headache occurred. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 4-16 | Spuddy | Describe a city without naming it | Gambling, vacations really are incredible. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 4-16 | Minxy_uk | Describe a city without naming it | Eiffel obviously was seen daily. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 4-16 | __read__ | Mono without using E | Cats scratch all. | 58.3 (7/12) | Season
4 Total: 51 |
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Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 3-1 | Cassie | General Acro | Full of it. | 73.3 (11/15) | | 3-1 | judiama | General Acro | Hold our position. | 60.0 (9/15) | | 3-1 | Mojo Risin' | General Acro | Potheads are happy consuming joints. | 57.1 (8/14) | | 3-1 | codder | General Acro | Eyes feel comfortable with Visine. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 3-2 |
PuddyTat | What horrid thing did you do at work? | Shredded a document, certainly regained good vengeance. | 100.0 (7/7) | | 3-2 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | One for all. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-2 | Sqwooshie | Why is everyone staring at you? | On nose very abnormal red spot. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-3 | judiama | Story Title | "Stranded On Highway" | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-3 | Cassie | How was her husband killed? | Rat poison, nosedive at lunch. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-3 | dijonnancy | What did the letter say? | My darling, come. Ugandan opportunities! | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-3 | SwtFantasy | They arrived in Britain - where did they decide to visit first? | Just Buckingham and maybe Prince Charles' retreat. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-3 | djean | What did the chap offer to do for the lady? | "I will deliver free ride, essentially." | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-4 | FedEx | Mono | Some dogs have pests: fleas. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-4 | FedEx | Three brands, same product | Toyota, Isuzu, Rolls-Royce. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-4 | LdyExecFL | General Acro | Supper is burnt! Want pizza honey? | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-4 | kalamityjn | Mono | He's a mean guy, will push child! | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-4 | djean | Take a word, alter it by one letter, and redefine it | Albacross: oversized bird seems mighty irate. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-4 | ACJanie | You’re on Survivor… What four items will you need to survive? | Fire, raft, Q-tips, Clothing | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-4 | dijonnancy | Mono | Sad and ill, he died last night. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-4 | SuziWong | General Acro | Art Garfunkle is hair fashion's worst enemy. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Walk on by. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 3-5 | PuddyTat | General Acro | Better quit while ahead. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-5 | Wutzerbutt | General Acro | It must be love. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-6 | judiama | Mono | Our paths shall cross. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 3-6 | TimeTraveler | Why were you late for work? | Traffic accident blocked interstate. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 3-6 | ~Dovey | Why is there no topic? | Here confused, slightly amused. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-6 | SuziWong | Small Town Newspaper Headlines | Neighborhood Arsonist Strikes Papa Ed's Outhouse. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-6 | Mojo Risin' | Where are you going on your next vacation? | Timbuktu. Got a place, uptown district. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-6 | Beez | Mono | Out and in. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-6 | Wizzard | What you shouldn't say at a wedding | Its a divorce coming. Five weeks! | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-6 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Think on it. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-6 | SuziWong | Ways to get out of jury duty | Definitely pretend racism, or maybe bash females. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 3-7 | Slowlovin | Who has been suspecting Edna of serial killing? | Mom, sister and everyone in Denver. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 3-7 | Minxy_uk | And what happened once they were helpless? | World peace demanded, because Martians seemed impotent. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 3-7 | djean | How did the mush get the cats to go fast? | Increase fastness? Used heavier whips. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-7 | __read__ | Where did Bob race next? | Iceland, really should prove fella's greatness. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-7 | __read__ | What was her sentence? | Bars for Cruella. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-8 | MrPuzzle | Enormous words with no relation to one another | Circumnavigation, Idiosyncratically, Phosphorescent | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-8 | KATastrophe | What do I have to do to get on American Idol? | Likely engage voice specialist? | 58.3 (7/12) | | 3-9 | mockingbird | General Acro | Changes are happening now. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 3-9 | minxy_uk | General Acro | Claustrophobics seek open areas. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-9 | djean | General Acro | Agreement's often confirmed with handshake. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Pride's here before falling. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 3-10 | LdyExecFL | Slogan for a radio station that plays nothing but background music | "Feel insomnia? Our songs put Heaven asleep" | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-10 | Clint | What did you find on your Mission to Mars? | Was attacked. I hate green men, consequently. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-10 | minxy_uk | Three words similar meaning, 4th opposite | Old, withered, ancient, Infantile. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-10 | PoorH&BTax | Make up a word, then define it | Wanderlist: quite unusual schedule going places. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 3-10 | djean | General Acro | "Ball!" umpire hollered. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-10 | Cassie | Quick dinner when you're rushed for time | Tossed cereal into dining room, some milk? | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-11 | sindym | Where did he go for his outings? | Best friend's cottage, secluded outing. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-11 | KATastrophe | The forensics lab said... | Broken neck, fell off ledge. | 88.9 (8/9) | | 3-11 | __read__ | What happened to her? | Sorority prank, hated girl. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-11 | ravenfire5 | How did they remove the girdle? | Got stepladder, instantly panty's hidden away. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-11 | MrPuzzle | How did she pay the others back for the prank? | Named everyone: Blogged and mailed government officials. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-11 | djean | Story Title | "Astronauts Had Problems" | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-11 | PoorH&BTax | How was Earth affected by the stowaway? | Actually Cher's unmissed. Her songs go on. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-11 | codder | What was their fascination with the hogs? | Only pork entertained unusually freaky zombies. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 3-11 | ACJanie | What fairground area did they go to next? | Obviously it's goat area, pigs were uncooperative. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 3-12 | codder | General Acro | Happily, I've got both Playboys. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 3-12 | codder | General Acro | My aim is good for nothing. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 3-12 | dijonnancy | Mono Rhyme | Cut nose, vein shows. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 3-12 | Positron | General Acro | Umbrella opened but failed as parachute. | 75.0 (9/12) | | 3-12 | PoorH&BTax | What you would tell your favorite teacher 20 years later? | Arithmetic sure helped procure great rewards financially. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 3-12 | FedEx | Acro 3 words with 2 letters in each | I'm lo, so? | 58.3 (7/12) | | 3-12 | djean | Mono Rhyme | I once was dunce. | 61.5 (8/13) | | 3-12 | Abstract | General Acro | I point out flaws very accurately. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 3-14 | ~Dovey | New Orleans | Bayou's overflowing and millions concerned. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 3-14 | Clint | Acro without using the letter E | Stay put and do it. | 64.3 (9/14) | | 3-P | judiama | Why were you pulled over? | A speedometer malfunction obviously. Honest! | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-P | Qwerty_ | Rhyme Time | Mom's away, I'll obey. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 3-P | SwtFantasy | Sign you wouldn't want to see at your Dr.'s office | "We Don't Give Sedation First" | 54.5 (6/11) |
Season 3 Total: 71 |
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| Week | Player |
Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 2-1 | codder | General Acro | People at windows look out. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 2-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | One bad experience probably shaped his attitude. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 2-2 | Beez | Describe a movie without naming it | Outside in night, hunting witches mid cornfield. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 2-2 | ACJanie | Describe a game without naming it | Advancing on Go; everyone is furnished money. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 2-3 | ACJanie | Story Title | "Spirits Roam Cemetery" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-3 | judiama | What action did Hitchcock take against the birds? | Violently irritated, Hitchcock plucked ravens. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-3 | sindym | What package was stamped "Returned" and where was it from? | A cheap magazine.. it was postmarked Sweden | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-4 | djean | If you could be anywhere but here right now, where would you go and why? | Hawaii: sunsets unsurpassed, enjoying overdue vacation. | 72.7 (8/11) | | 2-4 | djean | Six letter rhyme | Frothy mouth spill, obviously getting ill. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 2-5 | ~Dovey | General Acro | This is my honest unbiased answer. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 2-5 | Minxy_uk | General Acro | Kilt has concealed Scotsman's obvious underwear lapse. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-5 | ~Dovey | General Acro | A wild spring fling. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-5 | FedEx | General Acro | Trebek hosts Jeopardy. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-6 | codder | Where'd you find your glasses this time? | Confused again, within hair. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 2-6 | Spuddy |
Mono Rhyme | Saw aide call maid. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-7 | ~Dovey | What was his plan to kill her? | Insistently offered arsenic cake for poisoning. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-7 | Minxy_uk | Story Title | "Cinderella's Pregnancy Story" | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-8 | sindym | Things that make you go hmmmm | Romantic cuddling man. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-8 | DaD | Mono | Use me, I'm old. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-8 | ~Dovey | Things you think about while sitting on the "throne" | Paper's out, seeking wipes. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-9 | ~Dovey | General Acro | Picked a winner. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-9 | DaD | General Acro | Picked a winner. | | 2-9 | sindym | General Acro | I have large breasts, everyone stares. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-9 | Minxy_uk | General Acro | Sitting on laurels. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-9+ | ACJanie | Mono | All work drags on. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 2-9+ | dijonnancy | Parenthood | Always really worried, protecting children's safety. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-9+ | phlegmmy | General Acro | Bets are in. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-9+ | PoorH&BTax | How do you get out of a speeding ticket? | Fold green stuff and hand envelope bribe. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-10 | Beez | "I made it myself" projects | Scented candles aroma's unbeatable! | 75.0 (6/8) | | 2-10 | Lani | Describe a game without naming it | Teenage contortionists on spots nearly break knees. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-10 | Lani | General Acro | I missed something. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-10 | ~Dovey |
Mono Rhime | My oil can boil. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-10 | __read__ | Rhyme Time | Terrific hues, enjoyable views. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-11 | ~Dovey | What was the outcome of the mediation? | Until recovering bribes, granted classes. | 85.7 (6/7) | | 2-11 | ~Dovey | What happened next? | Arbitration insisted by Union. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 2-11 | Qwerty_ | Who killed the businessman? | Someone crazy wanted revenge, business apparently. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 2-11 | Spuddy | What did the hobo do with the gold? | Traded wino loot hidden inside outhouse. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-12 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | Far away islands. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 2-12 | codder | I Heard over the intercom in the mall... | "Victoria's panties on clearance, everyone!" | 72.7 (8/11) | | 2-12 | Bumper | Entertaining things to do during a power failure | My fireplace offers an inspiring haven. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 2-13 | Beez | General Acro | Very happy with results. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 2-13 | djean | General Acro | Obviously a stingy Valentine, mine's cubic zirconium. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-13 | ACJanie | General Acro | Fantasies have people imagining outlandish experiences. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-13 | PuddyTat | General Acro | I basically lost my nerve. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-13 | Spuddy | General Acro | Obviously I expect special attention. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-14 | djean | Use an acronym in your acro | Furnish own drinks, BYOB. | 80.0 (8/10) | | 2-14 | Slowlovin | General Acro | I'm only dreaming. | 77.8 (7/9) | | 2-14 | Irisheyes* | General Acro | I'm only dreaming. | | 2-14 | Spuddy | A = B - C | Fainted = Odor - Disinfectant. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 2-14 | ravenfire5 | Acro without using the letter E | Lost dog, start calling it. | 75.0 (6/8) | | 2-14 | Irisheyes* | Rhyme Time | People incited, we're united | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-14 | Spuddy | Rhyme Time | After having wine, Motorcycle smashed pine. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 2-14 | judiama | Diseases | Tropics have bad malaria cases. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 2-15 | ACJanie | What did they hear from the sister? | Clearly gave blessing supplying peace, lovely wishes. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 2-16 | codder | Use two-syllable words in a sentence | Snagging zipper, awkward moment. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 2-16 | Cassie | Mono | Felt a rush. | 58.3 (7/12) | | 2-P | codder | Rhyme Time | Everyone's pouting, family outing. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 2-P | codder | Name one bad male habit | Not aiming urinating. Lid's watery. | 87.5 (7/8) | | 2-P | djean | Mono | A bad case, head lice itch. | 75.0 (6/8) |
Season 2 Total: 59 |
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| Week | Player |
Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 1-1 | judiama | General Acro | Old home's quiet. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 1-1 | codder | General Acro | Can't get in if someone's blocking. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 1-1 | ACJanie | General Acro | Many pagans always insist nothing is sacred. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 1-3 | SwtFantasy | What was the headline in the morning paper? | "Wife Purchased Fries, Is Eating High Again" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 1-4 | ~Dovey | Mono | Fill up, buy gas. | 63.6 (7/11) | | 1-5 | FedEx | General Acro | Noah offered animals floatation. | 66.7 (6/9) | | 1-6 | dijonnancy | How To Book that never sold | "Try Sucking Up, Workplace Career Alternatives" | 58.3 (7/12) | | 1-7 | Luth | Did they use force? | Gas and canines. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 1-7 | Luth | What did he do when he was released? | Broke into song. | 66.7 (8/12) | | 1-8 | codder | Rhyme Time | Slut offered ride, pimp got inside. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 1-8 | phlegmmy | Acro without using the letter E | Don't say no or anything. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 1-8 | ~Dovey | Acro without using the letter E | Don't say no or anything. | | 1-9 | Qwerty_ | General Acro | Another kinky secret's noted, diary. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 1-11 | Dar | And then what happened? | Well everyone really began scarfing munchies. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 1-11 | judiama | What happened to Clara when she was missing? | Got confused, forgot everything. | 53.3 (8/15) | | 1-14 | Jillie | Rhyme Time | Hide it, doesn't fit. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 1-15 | Wizzard | What type of illness did the old women have? | Woman began slobbering, foaming around mouth. | 60.0 (6/10) | | 1-P | ~Dovey | Who's that at your door? | Online boyfriend, am leaving husband. | 70.0 (7/10) | | 1-P | ~Dovey | General Acro | Breaking even's almost winning. | 63.6 (7/11) |
Season 1 Total: 19 |
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