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| S-Wk | Player |
Topic | Acro |
Vote % |
| 20-12 |
chickee |
General Acro |
Throating For Rent, I'll Claim Apartment! |
66.7 (6/9) |
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20-11 |
MsMcQ & Zdanax |
Who loved his cock? |
Ladies With Mustaches! |
54.5 (6/11) |
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20-9 |
MsMcQ |
General Acro |
Wife Farted After Climbing His Erection! |
60.0 (6/10) |
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20-8 |
CnadianAngel |
Something you would like to play with. |
Testicles, It's Fun Playing On Lap! |
66.7 (6/9) |
| 20-8 |
Pepsigirl |
Something you shouldn’t capture on video tape. |
Taking A Huge Bowel Movement! |
66.7 (6/9) |
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20-5 |
CnadianAngel |
General Acro |
Pissed Off Girlfriend, Stashed Dildo In Fridge! |
53.8 (7/13) |
| 20-3 |
Scorpio* |
What happened next? |
A Massive Dildo Is Found! |
54.5 (6/11) |
| 20-3 |
phlegmmy |
"Title Of Story" |
"I Lost Cherry!" |
58.3 (7/12) |
| 19-14 | phlegmmy | What never to say after sex | "Ugly Women Don't Pay!" | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 19-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Regretfully, He's A Speedy Ejaculator! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 19-5 | MsMcQ | General Acro | A Horny Slut Needs Pussy Kissed Constantly! | 100.0 (6/6) |
| 18-4 | phlegmmy | Three slang terms for prostitute | Bargain, Available, Open! | 100.0 (6/6)
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| 17-15 | phlegmmy | What was Fred thinking he'd do to cure himself? | Tried Inserting Rectal Medicine First! | 85.7 (6/7) |
| 17-14 | LsuTigger | General Acro | After Sex My Breath Was Fishy! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 17-8 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Nuts Are Wrinkled! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 17-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Sex On A Rug, I'm Eating Carpet! | 80.0 (8/10)
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| 17-1 | Mojo | General Acro | Dirty Girls Are Eager Lovers! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 16-16 | dick_HEART | Things that get worse with age | Cock Will Droop, Had Fuzzy Nuts Before! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 16-4 | swtpea | What would you do if someone pinched you on the butt? | Request A Date Instantly! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 16-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Ass Just Exploded! | 63.6 (7/11) |
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16-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | That Cunt Is Worn Out! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 15-14 | Weaseldik | Movies | Supermans Cock Pulsated Inside Lois, Batmans Frightened! | 66.7 (8/12)
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| 15-10 | Weaseldik | General Acro | Holding Right Nut! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 15-8 | MsMcQ | My sex life is best described as being between _ and _. | Something Good, Bit Repulsive Or Erotic! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 15-1 | Weaseldik | General Acro | Husband Is Still Worthless! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 14-12 | snipples | "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and..." (finish the rhyme) | "And Drill It Precise!" | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 13-13 |
phlegmmy | General Acro | Almost Shoved My Prick Up Her Nose! | 64.3 (9/14)
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| 13-10 | snipples | If not for acro what would you be doing right now? | Delightfully Getting Myself Wet! | 60.0 (6/10) |
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13-10 | chickee | What would you do if you had your own elf? | Videotape Sex In Workshop! | 77.8 (7/9) |
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13-10 | Weaseldik | General Acro | Sticking Dick In Her Naughty Creamy Asshole! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 13-5 | Weaseldik | General Acro | Almost Fainted Having Intercourse! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 13-3 | Jizzy | What else did they do? | Afterwards, Ignited Everyones Dung! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 12-15 | Zdanax | Which floor did the elevator stop on & who got off? | Roof And Charlie Quickened! | 85.7 (6/7) |
| 12-9 | chickee | General Acro | Was Feeling Good About Humping In Public! | 77.8 (7/9) |
| 12-7 | feltie | Title of Story | "Oralled My Janitor!" | 58.3 (7/12) |
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12-7 | feltie | Why was Zelda doing the janitor? | Trading Sex For Maintenance!" | 61.5 (8/13)
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12-7 | chickee | What did Fred (have) up his rectum? | Several Cocklike Utensils, Got Damaged Pooper Now! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 12-6 | phlegmmy | You have a coupon for.. | ...An Open Zipper Rebate! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 12-3 | phlegmmy | What did Wynona do with it next? | Eventually Made Some Poor Guy's Butt Vibrate! | 70.0 (7/10) |
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12-3 | Scorpio* | Title of Story | "Butt Plug Surprise" | 60.0 (6/10) |
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12-3 | Resinveins | What time did all this take place and where? | After Hours In Ramada Motel! | 70.0 (7/10) |
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12-3 | Weaseldik | How did Granny react? | Climaxed Into Heart Attack! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 12-1 | Spuddy | What happened when the lights went out? | Better Sex Developed! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 11-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | It's Better Laying Down! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 11-2 | Lily~ | Celebrities | A Cop Left Some Inside ZsaZsa! | 77.8 (7/9) |
| 11-4 | phlegmmy | Where did the absent-minded Granny put her dentures? | They're In Noxema! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 11-6 | phlegmmy | General Acro | When I Shit, Hubby Usually Goes Out! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 11-7 | phlegmmy | After she got off the coaster what happened? | Forgot Underwear On Ride! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 11-8 | SisterFister | You know you are kinky when you become a member of ? | "Sharing Bowel Movements!" | 70.0 (7/10) |
| 11-9 | LsuTigger | General Acro | Pay With A Righteous Blowjob Or Leave! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 11-11 | Spuddy | Title of Story | "Masturbating In Subway" | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 11-12 | Weaseldik | Complete this sentence: I promise I won’t... | ... Hurry Up During Intercourse! | 53.8 (7/13) |
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11-12 | Mojo | My sex life is a lot like... | ...A Pathetic Waste! | 53.8 (7/13) |
| 11-13 | MsMcQ | General Acro | Bald Vagina Has Cute Lips! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 10-1 | phlegmmy | General Acro | A Pussy Should Be Filled Right Up! | 57.1 (8/14)
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| 10-2 | phlegmmy | What does sperm taste like? | Definitely Has Protein, Gluey, Like Salty Fish! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 10-2 | Spuddy | Why is there no topic? | Because Player Is Cybering, Stoned, And Undressed! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 10-3 | phlegmmy | What other fetishes does Fred have? | Popping Zits And Nipple Munching! | 85.7 (6/7) |
| 10-4 | Jillie | Pander Rhyme Time | "Codder's Out" Lesbians Shout! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 10-6 | Spuddy | What's that odd smell? |
Just Undies After I Shit Pants! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 10-6 | Abstract | Scary Halloween Acro |
Devil Kicked Her Cunt Right Out! | 80.0 (8/10)
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| 10-11 | codder | Who was Mrs. Clause having sex with? | For Starters, Vixen! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 9-3 | bawb | Who was Sisterfister last seen "doing" in her brothel? Pander | SisterFister Raped A Horrified Bawb! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 9-3 | Mojo | What were the aliens going to do next? | They Will Probe Uranus! | 53.8 (7/13) |
| 9-3 | codder |
What happened at the graduation? | Male Blowjob Instructors Felt Large Honors! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 9-3 | Mojo | Story Title | "Instructions For Masturbating" | 57.1 (8/14)
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| 9-4 | phlegmmy | What body part do you think we should have 3 of instead of 2? | Maybe It's Ovaries, Conception Guaranteed! | 57.1 (8/14)
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| 9-4 |
StanJ | Alternate use(s) for a Depends | Really Clean Dirty Ovens! | 83.3 (10/12)
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| 9-6 | Cassandra~ | What's that smell? | It's Very Fresh Pussy! | 66.7 (8/12)
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| 9-8 | codder | What's your inflatable doll's name? | "Turn Over Barbie" | 53.8 (7/13) |
| 9-8 |
phlegmmy | Most embarrassing moment in bed with a lover | Emptied My Bowels On Him! | 64.3 (9/14)
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| 9-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Don't Split, My Rental's A Full Hour! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 9-9 | Abstract | General Acro | Fucked Him Monday And Regretted Charity Event! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 9-10 | Cassandra~ | Rhyme time | Slobbery Excuse, Ball Juice! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 9-12 | JayneRN | You barfed after sex...
What's the first thing you say to your partner? | "Ain't Eating More!" | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 9-14 | phlegmmy | Make a fairy tale naughty | Mischeivious Dwarves Really Were Abusing Unconscious Princess! | 77.8 (7/9) |
| 9-14 | Abstract |
Sexual positions | This End Up Obviously! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 9-15 | SisterFister | What else did she do? | Braiding Pubes Or Deliver Lunch! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 8-2 | phlegmmy | What's that on your ass? | Left A Wad Of Vaseline! | 70.0 (7/10) |
| 8-6 | codder | Why is there no topic? | Winning Acroer Perplexed On Subject! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 8-10 | SisterFister | Three unlikely things to shove up your ass | Umbrella, Nails, Pineapple! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 8-11 | Scungeelee | Which celebrity was having sex by the Wal-Mart dumpster? | Chuck Woolery Pumped A Female Maniacally. | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 8-12 |
__read__ | Another use for a bra or thong | Carrying Our Fruit In! | 56.3 (9/16)
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| 8-14 | MsMcQ | Use a "pun" in your acro, with quotations around pun word(s) | Dildo "Four" Sale! | 57.1 (8/14)
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| 8-15 | Mojo | Rule #1 in the Hooker's Writings (handbook) | Take Forty Dollars Immediately! | 53.8 (7/13) |
| 8-15 | Resinveins | Describe the neighborhood | Creepy Old Apartments, Big Red Whorehouse | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 7-1 | SisterFister | General Acro | Sucking Portly Boner Can Land Her Dinner! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 7-3 | codder | What eventually happened after years of this? | His Organ Was Ashes! | 61.5 (8/13)
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| 7-3 | codder | Fred flame farted on his wife SisterFister and she said.. | "Hey Pal, After Lighting Scrotum, Extinguisher's needed!" | 70.0 (7/10) |
| 7-3 | phlegmmy | Now why would she lie about
penis envy? | Maybe A Cock's Something Boys Deny Her! | 80.0 (8/10)
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| 7-5 | Sorceress | General Acro | Bondage Is Fun! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 7-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | He Drives Me Wild In Bed! | 70.0 (7/10) |
| 7-5 | TastyRose | General Acro | She Freaks Everytime I Nail Her Ass! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 7-6 | Cassie | What were you doing in the wal-mart bathroom? | Ramming Ornaments In Ass, Expensive Christmas Decorations! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 7-7 | LsuTigger | Title of Story | "Oral Sex Lessons" | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 7-8 | Mojo | How did you get the bruise on your butt? | Well, I Obliged Big John! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 7-11 | HiHo | Why did Fred want to swap wifes? | A Cheap Slut Is Worth Leaving! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 7-12 | phlegmmy | Newspaper headline about a bizarre home accident | "Open Flame Melted Penis!" | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 7-13 | Cassie | General Acro | Tramp Walks Like She's In Heat! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 7-13 | Clint | General Acro | Fucked By A Naked Woman Promising Employment! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 7-13 | codder | General Acro | Three Cocks Or Six? | 77.8 (7/9) |
| 7-13 | phlegmmy | General Acro | All Night Sex Parties! | 100.0 (6/6)
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| 7-14 | Clint | what's that smell? | Get Over Here, I'll Sniff! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 7-14 | phlegmmy | pander | I'd Eat Rose, Her Box Glows! | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 7-16 | SisterFister | What would you do if you found Santa's underwear under your tree? | Fucking Puke Or Rape Santa In Ass! | 100.0 (6/6)
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| 7-16 | codder | Why you had to pimp your wife | Having Apartment Payments, I'm Unemployed Slob! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 6-3 | ~Dovey | Story Title | "Fuck Someone Interesting" | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 6-3 | codder | What did Cinderella reply to the Prince's offer... | "A Big Hand? Sure!" | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 6-5 | codder | General Acro | Bend Right Over! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 6-7 | phlegmmy | What else does it cause | Caused Hairy Growths On Nipples! | 80.0 (8/10)
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| 6-8 | Cassie | I almost fainted when... | ...After Orgasm, Everyone Started Clapping! | 85.7 (6/7) |
| 6-9 | HiHo | General Acro | Just Fuck Her Already! | 100.0 (6/6)
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| 6-11 | codder | What flavour(s) is best? | "Fudge _Mocha", Ass Smells Delightful! | 77.8 (7/9) |
| 6-11 | codder | Why was Veronica working in the slut house? | Desired Money, Often Got Rental Evictions! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 6-12 | phlegmmy | Does size matter? | Only When He Doesn't Fill Cavities! | 77.8 (7/9) |
| 6-12 | phlegmmy | Pander | Heard Bumper Likes Sex With Animals! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 5-2 | ~Dovey | What to look for in a gynecologist | One Word: Cleanliness! | 66.7 (8/12)
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| 5-3 | __read__ | What were SisterFister's exact words after sleeping with Woody? | "The Vibrator's Better" Sister Joked! | 53.8 (7/13) |
| 5-4 | Mojo | Things you like about sex | Kissing Passionately And Climaxing During Rapture! | 53.3 (8/15)
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| 5-7 | phlegmmy | How did Oscar solve his burnt dick problem? | Massaged It With Lubricant Energetically! | 70.0 (7/10) |
| 5-7 | phlegmmy | What does the gerbil have to say about this? | "I'd Prefer Butts Less Smelly!" | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 5-7 | __read__ | What did the plumber tell Fred he'd do to fix the problem? | "Wiggle My Amazing Snake!" | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 5-8 | phlegmmy | Three things in your purse or wallet | Altoids, Weed, Hankies! | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 5-9 | phlegmmy | General Acro | One Look, She Was Easy As Grease! | 53.8 (7/13) |
| 5-13 | hongkonger | General Acro | Prematurely I Ejaculated! | 54.5 (6/11) |
| 5-15 | djean | What were they polling? | Polling About Orgasms, Wad Emissions! | 100.0 (6/6)
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| 5-16 | djean | Newspaper headline about a bizarre home accident | "Blender Severed Organ Accidently!" | 66.7 (6/9) |
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5-P | LsuTigger | Mono | Oh Please, Don't Beg! | 66.7 (6/9) |
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5-P | djean | Rhyme Time | Vaginal Knuckles, Sexual Chuckles! | 87.5 (7/8) |
| 4-3 | codder | Where were they streaking? | "Naked Seniors Convention" Inside! | 57.1 (8/14)
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| 4-6 | Spuddy | Your porn movie title | "Oil My Inches Bitch" | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 4-14 | ~Dovey | Describe Sister Fister's Ass! | "Twin Cheeks", It Wiggles During Sexual Flings! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 4-14 | ~Dovey | Tabloid Headline using a pander name | "Hookers Offered Spuddy Intense University Experience" | 70.0 (7/10) |
| 4-16 | phlegmmy | Pander | Phlegmmy Was On Cassie Stuffing Her Face! | 60.0 (6/10) |
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4-P | codder | A great sexual moment in history | Throating Samson Under Orders Rightfully Was Delilah | 58.3 (7/12) |
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4-P | Jacy | Pander | Bet Putty Masturbates Every Hour! | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 3-2 | SwtFantasy | Rhyme Time | Boners Loaded, It Exploded! | 66.7 (8/12)
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| 3-2 | SwtFantasy | Rhyme Time | Dates Undressing After Caressing! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 3-4 |
phlegmmy | When I am horny and no one is around I... | ...Jerk Off, Happily Ending An Itch! | 100.0 (8/8)
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| 3-4 | dialated8 | What did you name your Porn movie? | "Neverland's Hidden Interludes" | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 3-4 | codder | Bad names for whorehouses | "Lethal Whorehouse - Penicillin's Necessary" | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 3-5 | phlegmmy | General Acro | Boobs Need Air, I Envision Hydraulics! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 3-8 | SwtFantasy | If economy cars are smaller than normal, what’s an economy penis? | A Hard Clutch Lover! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 3-8 | seattlerain | Why can’t men pee when they’re hard? | Urine Held For A Rapid Vacating Orgasm! | 60.0 (6/10) |
| 3-9 | SisterFister | General Acro | She's Been Polishing His Organ, Kodak Moment! | 66.7 (6/9) |
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3-P | judiama | Where did you lose your virginity? | On Floor At Motel By Joe Somebody! | 66.7 (6/9) |
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3-P | ~Dovey | Mono | Twat For Cash! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-3 | phlegmmy | What demands did the hookers place on management? | Better Hours, Giving Up Overtime! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 2-5 | LsuTigger | General Acro | On Bar Stool Visualizing Leaving With Her! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-5 | ~Dovey | General Acro | Almost Caught Masturbating! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-6 |
phlegmmy | Name your privates | "Zeus" Explains Size! | 81.8 (9/11)
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2-6 | SisterFister | General Acro | Vibrator Died, Now Using
Squash! | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 2-7 | ~Dovey | Why did I have to pimp my wife? | The Kids Are Starving! | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 2-7 | codder | What comes after lunch? | Nothing Until Fucking Breakfast Again! | 58.3 (7/12) |
| 2-8 |
SwtFantasy | Sex Rhyme Time | Thighs Wide, All Eyed! | 60.0 (9/15)
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| 2-8 | dialated8 | Pander | O'codder's Vein Just Burst Again! | 53.3 (8/15)
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| 2-9 | Lani | General Acro | Whores Are Expensive! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 2-11 | phlegmmy | Story Title | "Unidentified Naked Individual" | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 2-11 | Fishdad44 | Who was banging the redneck women? | Bubba And Dad Obviously! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-11 | TastyRose | Where were the redneck women from? | All From Washington State, Paw's Inbred Children! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-11 | TastyRose | They were arrested, were they indicted? | Court Heard Witnesses, Everyone Is Redneck! | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-12 | Abstract | Name the nominees for the best adult film | "Gangband Orderlies", "Rump Plumbers", finally "Beg Me" | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 2-12 | Mojo Risin' | Name the nominees for best actor or actress in an adult film | Osama Bin Humpin: "Afghani Whack Chambers" | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-12 | SexToysRuss | My sex life is a lot like... | Huh? Sex Life? | 66.7 (6/9) |
| 2-13 | judiama | General Acro | A Person Needs Sex Or Becomes Mean! | 57.1 (8/14)
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| 2-14 | Slowlovin | What is hiding under your bed? | Handcuffs, Naughty Objects And Coolwhip! | 75.0 (6/8) |
| 2-15 | PappaG | What did they do with the magazines? | Left Pages All Sticky With Naughty Excretions! | 63.6 (7/11) |
| 2-15 | ~Dovey | Rednecks/sheep/hotel… Why did the cops come? | Wooly Game Fucking's Illegal Here! | 60.0 (6/10) |
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2-P | Cassie | The Brady Bunch Gone Wrong | Holding Nuts, Cindy's In Ponytails, On Knees! | 60.0 (6/10) |
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2-P | Cassie | General Acro | Make It Hurt! | 60.0 (6/10) |
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1-X | NoahBodee | Where did the logs go for season one? |
...They were lost. Anyone have them? |
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Total: 171 |
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