Friday Night Survivor Acro
FNSA Season 7, Week 1 · 7/22/11

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Game 1: 9 players, Game 2: 9 players, Game 3: 9 players, Avg. Players: 9, Unique Players: 9
Room Size Score Adjustments: Game 1 = x1.9, Game 2 = x1.9, Game 3 = x1.9
Average Score for 9 players: Raw = 15, Adjusted = 28.56 (target: 28.5±)

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Survivors: MaineLobster, phlegmmy, Hedgecats
Immunity: Parky

Room hosted by Parky. Parting gifts by MaineLobster. Recap by Mojo.

TONIGHT'S BOOBY PRIZE
(for failing to vote or submit an acro): (not awarded this week)

= consolation beer · = booby prize (no acro or no vote)
= FOO (first one off) · = immunity · = survivor

Game 1 *************************
Round 1
CnadianAngel: Guys playing Frisbee.
LdyExecFL: Got poor friends.
Hedgecats: Groceries provide food.
codder: Getting pretty full.
SuziWong: Girls play fair.
Bored: Got perfect friends.
ACJanie: Good people forgive.
phlegmmy: God plays favorites.
MaineLobster: Great plan failed.

CnadianAngel is voted off with the FOO award, one point and a few used Frisbees.

Round 2
Bored: Eventually oldies always win.
codder: Enjoying our April wedding/.
SuziWong: Every one's a winner.
Hedgecats: Each one's a winner.
phlegmmy: Experience opens a window.
LdyExecFL: Eggs on a waffle.
MaineLobster: Eating out at Wendy's
ACJanie: Eggheads often are wise.

Bored is voted off with two points and an Oldies But Goodies album.

Round 3
codder: A friends bears our needs.
phlegmmy: A football breaks one's nose.
LdyExecFL: A fight brings out negativity.
MaineLobster: A fight became outrageously nasty.
ACJanie: A fool bets on nothing.
SuziWong: A fence borders our neighborhood.
Hedgecats: A fool believes our nonsense.

codder is voted off with three points and a stuffed teddy bear.

Round 4
LdyExecFL: Kids play very useful be careful.
MaineLobster: Klansmen provoked violence upon Birmingham cops.
ACJanie: Kids preferred visiting uncle's big carnival.
phlegmmy: Knowledge prepares very useful business consultants.
SuziWong: Kind people validate us by caring.
Hedgecats: Kept putting vegetables up by canning.

LdyExecFL is voted off with four points and a set of shoulder pads.

Round 5
phlegmmy: Rodeo is demanding, people never jump off.
ACJanie: Reading in dark's probably not justified occupation.
SuziWong: Riding in dressage, participants now jump over.
Hedgecats: Red ink doesn't provide nice job objectives.
MaineLobster: Resume is drawn, people need job opportunities.

phlegmmy is voted off with five points and a set of spurs.

Round 6
Hedgecats: Hair's gone white.
SuziWong: Hats get worn.
MaineLobster: He got walloped.
ACJanie: Hogs go wild.

Hedgecats is voted off with six points and a bottle of Miss Clairol.

Round 7
ACJanie: Stars are gazers' concerns.
MaineLobster: She's a good cook.
SuziWong: Started a good conversation.

ACJanie is voted off with seven points and a telescope.

Round 8
SuziWong: Bad jokes are dull sometimes.
MaineLobster: Bad jokes are definitely stupid.

Final Round: Scores verified
SuziWong is voted off with eight points and a bad joke book.
MaineLobster is sole survivor.

Game 2 *************************
Round 1
LdyExecFL: She had pizza.
ACJanie: Ships have propellers.
phlegmmy: Society has potential.
Bored: She's his perfection.
Hedgecats: Solved his problems.
CnadianAngel: Singing's her passion.
codder: Shipped her package.
SuziWong: She has promise.
MaineLobster: She had plans.

LdyExecFL is voted off with the FOO, one point and a stack of Pizza Hut coupons.

Round 2
Bored: Always wanting juice everyday.
SuziWong: All water just evaporates.
phlegmmy: A warning justified evacuating.
Hedgecats: A will just expired.
codder: Another war just ended.
CnadianAngel: Alone when journey ended.
MaineLobster: All worries just ended.
ACJanie: A week just ended.

Bored is voted off with two points and a case of V8.

Round 3
CnadianAngel: Lost one, someone call it.
ACJanie: Losers often stop chiming in.
Hedgecats: Lost on some crappy island.
codder: Lots of ships came in.
SuziWong: Lost on some crummy island.
MaineLobster: Looked over some cash incentives.
phlegmmy: Lots of sleep cures insomnia.

CnadianAngel is voted off with three points and a dropped call.

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Game 2 (continued) *************************
Round 4
codder: Everyone really sucks up playing favorites.
ACJanie: Eating rare steak usually pleases fellows.
phlegmmy: Everyone requires some useful pertinent facts.
Hedgecats: Elderly really should use proper footwear.
MaineLobster: Everyone reads some useless pulp fiction.
SuziWong: Everyone really should use proper form.

codder is voted off with four points and a brown nose.

Round 5
Hedgecats: She must always do chores for home.
phlegmmy: Sending me a dollar could finally help.
SuziWong: She made a deal, cash for homework.
ACJanie: Sometimes managing a diet can feel healthy.
MaineLobster: She made a desperate call from home.

Hedgecats is voted off with five points and a dustpan.

Round 6
ACJanie: Windows provide daylight.
SuziWong: We're past due.
phlegmmy: We're playing dead.
MaineLobster: Weapon proved deadly.

ACJanie is voted off with six points and some Venetian blinds.

Round 7
MaineLobster: A worm enters intestine.
SuziWong: After work, eat in.
phlegmmy: A wink expresses interest.

MaineLobster is voted off with seven points and some Hartz wormer.

Round 8
SuziWong: We found her a beau.
phlegmmy: Word from home's a blessing.

Final Round: Scores verified
SuziWong is voted off with eight points and a Match.com subscription.
phlegmmy is sole survivor.

Game 3 *************************
Round 1
Bored: Some may outlast.
LdyExecFL: Some make out.
CnadianAngel: Started mouthing off.
codder: Sent me off.
Hedgecats: Shove me out.
SuziWong: Shut me out.
MaineLobster: Shoved me off.
ACJanie: Show me out.
phlegmmy: Showed myself out.

Bored is voted off with the FOO, one point and a long lasting relationship.

Round 2
codder: Nerd pulled my hair.
phlegmmy: Noise provokes most headaches.
LdyExecFL: Never play my husband.
CnadianAngel: Neighbor pruned my hedge.
MaineLobster: Nobody played my hand.
ACJanie: Never played my hand.
Hedgecats: Nothing pleases my husband.
SuziWong: Never play my hand.

codder is voted off with two points and a clump of his hair.

Round 3
ACJanie: Alcoholic old uncles stagger weekends.
phlegmmy: A omen usually sends warnings.
LdyExecFL: An offer usually seems warranted.
Hedgecats: All of us should worry.
MaineLobster: An otter's under some water.
CnadianAngel: Afterwards ordered up some wine.
SuziWong: An oracle uses some wisdom.

ACJanie is voted off with three points and an AA meeting.

Round 4
LdyExecFL: Please help when in a gulf.
MaineLobster: Poured his water into a gulch.
phlegmmy: Prisoners have worked in a gang.
Hedgecats: People hate weeds in a garden.
CnadianAngel: Positively happy when I am gaming.
SuziWong: Prefer having wins in a game.

LdyExecFL is voted off with four points and a life preserver.

Round 5
CnadianAngel: Under a bed gaping, I'm fiercely scared.
MaineLobster: Usually a big girl is frustrated sexually.
SuziWong: Use a bigger glass if facing stress.
phlegmmy: Using a big gun isn't for sissies.
Hedgecats: Use a bigger gun if fighting sharks.

CnadianAngel is voted off with five points and an extra set of sheets.

Round 6
phlegmmy: Be strong anyway.
Hedgecats: Boat sailed away.
MaineLobster: Bet she's attractive.
SuziWong: Better stay awake.

phlegmmy is voted off with six points and some needed strength.

Round 7
MaineLobster: We couldn't have anything.
Hedgecats: We chased her away.
SuziWong: We caught his act.

MaineLobster is voted off with seven points and nothing to show for it.

Round 8
SuziWong: Bored people count on abacuses.
Hedgecats: Being proud clouds our attitude.

Final Round: 9-4 on 5 letters; 9-5=4 votes, 4-1=3 votes
SuziWong is voted off with eight points and an authentic replica of Parky's abacus.
Hedgecats is sole survivor.
 
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